“Fine, Don’t fucking hire me, you can’t handle my shit”

From the Best of Craigslist in Chicago comes perhaps the best looking for work / can’t find work Craigslist rant ever. If IHC had actual money coming in and actual employees, I’d hire this guy in a heartbeat.
Plymouth man uses Craigslist to find the person who stole his stuff

My friend had his car broken into, and a bunch of shit was stolen. So he found the guy selling his stuff on Craigslist and formed a sting operation.
I’m never going back to THAT gangbang ever again.
Too much to resist!

Now, I’m sure we’ve all browsed the personal section of craigslist — sometimes to use roses, and other times to laugh at people. I could not help but laugh at this:
I am looking for a rich and beautiful christian woman. The worst part is….i am not joking. I see a lot of ugly guys with beautiful woman. Yes …..this is my desire and now is your chance.Why would you want to settle for a muscle bound,educated,rich,tall,dark,handsome, Italian,vain,stud when you could have a great guy like me and start living today. Don’t let life pass you buy because you aren’t getting any younger. About me…..i love Jesus,church,reading God’s word,traveling,my son,studying the stock market,country living,non materialistic people and you.
http://mendocino.craigslist.org/m4w/1911589240.html

The strangest $200 Craigslist car you’ll see today
So a guy bought a car, sight unseen for $200 on Craigslist, and when he got it, it turns out the inside has been turned into some kind of awesome time machine / spaceship pimpmobile.
Craigslist ad of the day: The best Inception-themed rim job you’ll ever receive.
I don’t know. It may be the best Inception-themed rimjob ever, but if you’ve ever gotten a Young Frankenstein themed rim job, that’s the best right there.
Craigslist ad of the day: Seeking Roommate, No iPhone Owners Allowed, Starcraft II Experience a Plus

Some guy in SoHo who’s looking for a roommate, but has some very specific requirements:
Nudist ad on craigslist - he wants a naked house servant
Frickin’ awesome I reckon. This dude wants to hook up a girl with cheap rent in exchange for her doing chores naked and sleeping, naked, with him in his bed. At least he’s up front with it.
This is the original link but I have a feeling it’ll get taken down: http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/roo/1883138096.html
Crazy craigslist people: Final Fantasy 7 for just $350

I was browsing the local craigslist, and I found this:
http://mendocino.craigslist.org/vgm/1872643174.html
Over $300 for only 2 of the discs of FF7. WAAAAAAAAAH!?

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