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posted 29 October, 2012
by cranberryzero
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So this guy on Craigslist opens up about wanting to bone his sister

This is almost as disturbing as today’s gif.

posted 15 August, 2012
by custommadescare
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Roadhouse remake script for sale on Craigslist. Wanna go in on it?

On the Flint, Michigan Craigslist site, some guy is selling a script for a remake of Roadhouse he wrote that would theoretically star TV chef Guy Fieri in the Patrick Swayze role. Because that’s the obvious choice.

Well that’s certainly one of the more interesting romantic encounters I’ve read this week

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Trailer for ‘Craigslist Joe’, about a man who lives off Craigslist for a month

Craigslist Joe is a documentary film produced by Zach Galifianakis that follows filmmaker Joseph Garner for 31 days & nights as he tries to find everything he needs off of Craigslist. It opens in theaters on August 2, 2012.

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Anti-gay “I’m selling my son’s Macbook Pro” Craiglister a Hoax

So I caught the post on here earlier about some parents who promised to buy their son a new Macbook Air; that is they would buy him a new macbook air if he stopped being a homosexual. It turns out that this was a hoax perpetrated by a young man who is making Craigslist posts in different locations around the country to see what makes people angriest for a “project” he is working on.

Parents promise to buy their son a new Macbook Pro if he stops being gay

In a since-removed Craigslist posting, some parents were trying to sell their son’s current generation MBP so they could get him a brand new one. But in trying to explain that they’re not bad parents for spoiling their son, they make themselves look far worse by explaining they’re simply buying him lavish gifts if he promises not to be gay anymore.

I am selling my son’s macbook pro 15 inch. He found out that there is going to be a new macbook so I will be buying that for him. I bought it last summer so it isn’t even a year old yet. It is on pretty decent shape. I am pretty firm on the price.

Just a footnote, I don’t want to get a ton of messages from you guys saying that I am spoiling my son and turning him into an entitled monster. There is a backstory that you aren’t even aware of. My son was committing homosexual acts and got caught in the act. We made a deal that if he chose to be straight, that we would buy him more nice things. So don’t message me saying that I am a bad parent for spoiling him. It’s quite the opposite, I am a good parent and I’m working with him to correct his problem.

Yes, excellent parenting.

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“Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ” car ad is perhaps the best Craigslist ad ever

Yes, this amazing and epic graphic is for the sale of a 1995 Pontiac Grand Am. Not the most desirable car, but with an ad like this how can you resist?

Sadly, some dumbasses have flagged the post for removal. Some people can’t handle pure refined awesomeness.

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Awesome Craigslist thing of the day: Hand-painted Arnold and Maria vase

Just look at them, looking like Spanish Conquistadors. Irish and Austrian Spanish conquistadors, but whatever. This would look great pretty much anywhere in your home.

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posted 03 February, 2012
by cranberryzero
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I am tired of saving for a house, so I’m going to sell my iPad instead. Yes. This will totally work.

This guy wants to buy a house in Studio City, CA. Buying a house usually requires saving for a down payment, but this asshole figures he’s just going to try to sell his first generation iPad for $160,000. I hope this is some guy just praying for some idiotic southern California multi-millionaire who’s been looking for some douche to give a whole lot of money to, and that this seller isn’t seriously expecting someone to pay that much for an iPad.

I still can’t seem to figure out how he went from replying to my ad about a mask for sale, to me being pretty, to then hitting me up for guns……..

posted 12 August, 2011
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Wizard needs dude badly

Yesterday’s daily discussion was all about the mysterious answers it takes to be a wizard, and while I’m not saying that this is the answer, it is an answer.

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