How does a 14 year old girl from Dallas end up being wrongfully deported to Colombia, a girl that is not South American, is an American citizen and doesn’t know a word of Spanish? Oh, well you know those craaazy immigration officials. It’s sort of a long story.
In one of the poorest slums in the country, in the city of Medellin, Colombia, the government has put up a series of fancy and expensive outdoor escalators so the slum residents don’t have to walk up and down stairs. I guess using that money to actually give them cheap houses that aren’t rotting, falling apart shacks would have been too obvious.
In northern Colombia, along the shore of the Caribbean, young men often have their first sexual encounter with a donkey. Most men here feel that it better prepares them for having sex with a woman and some even claim that it makes your dick bigger.