Posts tagged with ‘college humor’

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The Conservative Lorax

The Lorax is an environmentally friendly Dr. Seuss story, but what if it were angled towards modern conservative principles?

The animated adventures of Kim Jong Un

Gotta give big props to College Humor for nailing the visual style and feel of old Korean anime. This is part two and I want to see more, so much more.

This is what having sex with the Hulk might be like…

Well, kind of. I would expect more exploding uteruses and a dick that could smash Manhattan.

College Humor imagines Doctor Who as an SNES game

If only this had been a reality, but sadly during the SNES’s run was during the decade that Doctor Who was off the air. “Rory has left the party”… again.

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OMG find out which boy is totally into you with the Hunger Games Game

The perfect thing for your next slumber party to the death! Eeeee!

This is why there will never be a Wonder Twins movie

Though I think a Wonder Twins movie would be pretty awesome, if it’s going to star people from Twilight… fuck, who am I kidding, I’d still watch it. Especially if they had their monkey. And a real monkey, not a CG monkey. CG monkeys are an abomination against god.

Forgotten video game adaptations of the 80s

Back in the 80s, when the NES ruled the console wars, there was so much fucking licensed shovelware hitting every day. Dozens and dozens of awful titles based on movies and advertising mascots and almost everything else. But there are some things that somehow got overlooked.

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If smartphones had been around 60 years ago, it would have killed the plot of quite a few movies

One that they left out (out of dozens and dozens)… Rear Window. What if instead of investigating a murder, LB Jeffries spent the whole movie taking videos of his crazy neighbors and posting them to YouTube and 4chan? That would… that would have sucked.

If old school games all had an easy mode…

These days, most games let you choose your level of soft marshmallow wussiness, but back in the day, every game had two modes: Play it until your thumbs and spirit were shattered mode and GTFO and go back to playing with dolls with your sister mode. 

Not Surprisingly, Bowser Isn’t A Fan Of Warp Whistles

Finding a warp whistle in SMB3 was the shit— one toot from the whistle and you were two levels ahead. But Bowser isn’t a fan of warp whistles, but it’s not why you think. He’s just interested in your personal journey. And that personal journey may include the Frog Suit.