Need something to keep you up all night? Death Wish coffee has 200% more caffeine than your average store brand
If you like your coffee strong, like fucking a monster truck while jacked up on a mountain of cocaine strong, Death Wish supposedly has 200% more caffeine than your average cup of joe.
I don’t know where you Californians get your coffee and donuts, but in 2015, it should be Dunkin. The nationwide donut chain announced today that they’re finally bringing their magical blend of sugary, caffeinated goodness to the west coast. So congrats to you, I guess, California.
It used to be that kopi luwak, coffee processed through the bowels of civets, was the top end of high priced and rare coffee. But now, at $50 a cup, Black Ivory coffee is the new hotness. And instead of going through the bowls of a cat, it goes through the bowels of a Thai elephant. Mmm.
You know the feeling… you’re driving down the highway on the way to work and you don’t have time to stop at Starbucks, but you need some espresso like right fucking now. And these are just the kinds of instances that were made for Handpresso Auto, the only espresso maker you can use with one hand on the go.
It’s Monday… time for some wake up juice. What are you having? Black coffee? A fancy triple shot caramel latte?
Exercise is the best method to get healthy and lose weight, but new research suggests that coffee activates the same fat-busting genes as an hour’s worth of exercise. It doesn’t mean you shouldn’t exercise, but that it also means that coffee is also beneficial. You just need a whole lot of it, which at larger doses can be very detrimental.