Adult film star James Deen gets paid pretty decent money to bang some of the hottest women on the planet. But of all the things he’s done in front of the camera or not, Deen said recently that fucking clowns are out of bounds. Well fine, that just leaves more for the rest of us.
Last week’s Steve Jobs’ family home was burgled while it was being renovated, and the thief, Kariem McFarlin, made off with iPads, iPhones, Macs, jewelry, Cristal champagne, Steve Jobs’ wallet and some cash. McFarlin was quickly tracked down through the electronics, but one of the iPads ended up in the hands of a clown named Kenny.