Yes, as far as I can tell, MAN CHURCH is a real thing. AND THERE’S NO GIRLS ALLOWED. This is only a church for MEN. To talk about MAN THINGS. Like… being a good husband and father and boyfriend? FUCK THAT SHIT. Let’s talk about how RIPPED JESUS WAS and how smashing beer cans with your forehead is PROOF OF GOD’S LOVE. And MONSTER TRUCKS. And FUCKING MONSTER TRUCKS IN THE NAME OF JESUS.
In the pinkish marble slabs that form the balustrades of the Cathedral of Saint Ambrose in Vigevano, Italy, the cross section of a dinosaur skeleton is embedded (above). The skull’s been in place in the wall for the centuries that the cathedral has been in place, obviously part of a prank from the Man on High.
For years, New Beginnings Ministry Church and a strip club called the Foxhole have been at each other’s throats in Warsaw, Ohio, with members of the church camping out at the strip club and taking pictures of patron’s license plates. And now the strip club is finally protesting back, with strippers taking up New Beginnings’ invitation to come to their church— only they’re coming with mesh tops, short shorts and Super Soakers.