Hooker Pepper-Sprays 14-Year-Old John, Steals His Piggy Bank

When you’re 14 and you try and hook up with a prostitute, that kind of shit can happen.
Indiana Jones gets mail at the University of Chicago, not ancient artifacts stolen by Nazis

Even though it’s been quite some time that Professor Henry “Indiana” Jones would have taught at the University of Chicago, it appears that he’s still getting mail there. What could the package contain? Gold idols? Stolen ancient artifacts? Alien skulls? Not quite, but it’s still a cool find.
Watch a guy climb 103 flights of the Sears Tower on a bionic leg
Zac Vawter’s $8 million, 10-pound robotic leg has two motors that power the knee and ankle separately. As the RIC explains on its website, when Vawter pushes on the device to stand up, the leg pushes back, propelling him upward — a huge boon over a conventional prosthesis. As Vawter himself explains, ordinarily, “I have to take every step with my good foot first and sort of lift or drag the prosthetic leg up. With the bionic leg, it’s simple, I take stairs like I used to, and can even take two at a time.”
Afternoon music: President Obama sings “Sweet Home Chicago”
See what you’ve done Obama? Once you started with the Al Green, you’ve got to keep going.
Molecular gastronomy restaurant introduces a helium balloon you can eat
The chefs at Chicago’s Alinea Restaurant have created this somewhat unconventional helium filled dessert that’s some sort of super thin confection that tastes like sour apple and changes the pitch of your voice while you’re eating it.
Let this corrugated cardboard box be your guide around Chicago
Who better to show you around the city than a corrugated box?
This is what happens when you post a picture of your duct taped daughter on Facebook

A 21 year old Chicago dad perhaps thought he was being clever when he posted a picture on Facebook (below) of his 22 month old daughter bound and gagged with painter’s tape after she hit him. Now, Andre Curry is behind bars for felony domestic battery charges. Who’s gonna get hit now?
Weekend short films: “Rain Delay”
Plans for a productive weekend in Chicago have been delayed due to dreary weather.
Twenty four years ago yesterday: The Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion

On the evening of November 22nd, 1987, in the span of three hours, a hacker or a couple managed to hijack the broadcast signals of WGN-TV and WTTW with a barely intelligible message delivered by a guy in a Max Headroom mask in front of a piece of corrugated tin to mimic the digital background Max Headroom was usually seen in front of.
College sex ed class canceled after live demonstration with a power dildo

Prof. John Michael Bailey’s popular Human Sexuality class at Northwestern University has been canceled after he had two volunteers give an optional, after-class demonstration of a power dildo device called the Fucksaw (NSFW) made some people uncomfortable.
A gigantic 8000 by 8000 pixel screen is coming to the Adler Planetarium in Chicago

The Adler Planetarium in Chicago is undergoing some renovation, the centerpiece being a massive 8000px by 8000px screen in the Grainger Sky Theater. This would give Adler the largest seamless digital screen in the world, and at 8000 by 8000, it’s twice as wide and four times as tall as a traditional movie screen.
Hot damn. At 57, Christie Brinkley is still hot as hell
Model and actress Christie Brinkley is currently starring as Roxie in the Broadway musical Chicago, and she stepped outside the theater yesterday to give photographers a good eyeful. Yes, that woman is 57. And yes, at one point in the past, Billy Joel banged that repeatedly. Damn.
From the Guardian UK: Chicago nanny Vivian Maier died in 2009, leaving behind 100,000 negatives that no one but she had ever seen. Her work was discovered by chance, and now the photographs she took on her days off are being hailed as ‘ranking up there’ with the best in 20th-century street photography.

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