I Heart Chaos

Ryan Gosling is a jerk. And he won’t eat his cereal.

Lucky Charms auto-tuned this commercial for St. Patrick’s Day

General Mills hired the guy that does the Symphony of Science videos to create this bit of musical advertising, taking Lucky Charms commercials from the past and present to create one catchy piece of viral marketing.

I’ve got your nut right here, honey.

posted 12 February, 2013
by cranberryzero
46 notes for this post
Comments
permalink / short URL

Cartoon John Cena replacing Fred Flintstone on boxes of Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles

Fred Flintstone has graced every box of Pebbles cereal for over 70 years. And now, even though it’s temporary, Post is replacing him with a really badly drawn cartoon John Cena. I’m honestly not sure which annoys me worse— the breaking of tradition by removing Fred from the box or the fact that with all their money, cereal companies like Post and General Mills won’t hire people who can actually draw to design their cereal boxes.

“We’ve just been talking with kids. They wanted more variety,” she said. “Fred isn’t necessarily the … coolest or [most] relevant guy for kids who we are going after.”

Fuck you… Fred will always be cool.

Via

posted 12 January, 2013
by cranberryzero
52 notes for this post
Comments
permalink / short URL

Fan art of the day: Creepy, real life cereal mascots

posted 24 October, 2012
by cranberryzero
60 notes for this post
Comments
permalink / short URL

More vodka wonderfulness: Froot Loops flavored vodka

Well, not technically “Froot Loop” flavored, since that’s a registered trademark, but it’s fruity cereal flavored. I’d love to try this mixed with milk.

Link

posted 29 September, 2012
by cranberryzero
21 notes for this post
Comments
permalink / short URL

IHC After Dark: The most disturbing cereal ad ever made

Fuck you, Sugar Rice Krinkles. I’ll never sleep again.

posted 04 September, 2012
by cranberryzero
45 notes for this post
Comments
permalink / short URL

Got this at the McFarlane toy story in Glendale, AZ

Things that will make you fat: Cinnamon Toast Crunch cupcakes

Ooooh they look so fucking good.

Via

Daily Discussion: Breakfast cereals you loved as a kid

Okay, for the record, Batman cereal was one of many branded cereals that tasted like scalded styrofoam ass, but this photo inspired this daily discussion, so here it is. My favorite cereals as a kid, and still today, were Cocoa Pebbles, Honey Nut Cheerios and Cracklin Oat Bran.

3D printed Lucky Charms sifter gets rid of everything but the good stuff

If you like Lucky Charms, but wish there were more mar-bits and less cereal and you’ve got a 3D printer handy, you can make your very own Lucky Charms marshmallow sieve and get rid of all that other crap.