Neil Patrick Harris has an autobiography coming out this fall, but unlike most autobiographies and memoirs, Doogie’s is going to be a choose-your-own-adventure style book, allowing you to make or not make some of the same choices as NPH.
"You will decide whether to try out for Doogie Howser, M.D.. You will decide whether to spend years struggling with your sexuality. You will decide what kind of caviar you want to eat on board Elton John’s yacht," it promises…
Pat Sajak got a bunch of people’s panties all in a twist a couple days ago when he tweeted “I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends”, but this is hardly the first time the Wheel of Fortune host has said something fucktarded on the Internet and it won’t be the last. Before he took to Twitter as an outlet for his weird and often folksy sounding bits of wisdom, he cranked out gems of crazy on patsajak.com (which now just has a link to his Twitter feed). He’s been doing this for a long, long time, it’s just this latest one that has gotten the most attention, probably because news in the US is now almost entirely just repeating what other people say on the internet.
Don’t think that Billy Corgan doesn’t have much else to do these days. He’s working on not one, but two new Smashing Pumpkins albums (minus most of the original Pumpkins of course), but he’s also got his own amateur wrestling league called Resistance Pro. And now, it looks like AMC is ready to develop an unscripted reality show about Corgan and his wrestling dreams. If Andy Kaufman is really just in hiding and not actually deceased, now would be the perfect time for him to come out.
In a further attempt to help pay down his massive legal debts to the team that helped acquit him of murdering Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman has turned to the world of celebrity boxing. Apparently, there was a list of 15,000 applicants to beat the shit out of Zimmerman, and the lucky bastard who gets to punch him in the face will be rapper DMX. DMX said he will be fighting on behalf of everyone who’s been wronged by the justice system, that he wants to beat the fick out of Zimmerman and he’d piss on him if he could.