Posts tagged with ‘celebrities are stupid’

Octomom shoots the first scenes for her upcoming porn movie

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, financially on the ropes as the single mom of fourteen kids, recently started shooting the first scenes for her first adult porn flick, and apparently she’s pretty excited about the whole thing.

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Daily Discussion: People magazine names Beyonce the sexiest woman alive. What says you?

People magazine recently came out with their sexiest people issue thing, and named Beyonce as the sexiest woman alive. Beyonce certainly is a whole lot of milk chocolate sexy, but is she the sexiest woman alive? Who would you pick?

TV legend Dick Clark finally dies at the age of 82

You didn’t really think Dick Clark would live forever did you? Maybe he is. Maybe this is all a ruse to hide the fact that he’s an immortal. Maybe he didn’t die today at the age of 82. He’s just regenerated into a new body like a Time Lord.

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Shia LaBeouf starts making bizarre self-published comics

Shia LaBeouf is well known as an actor in various action films, but what you probably didn’t know is that he’s also an amateur avant-garde comic book writer and illustrator. The art isn’t very good and the words are bizarre snippets of thought from LaBeouf’s brain, but it’s what it is.

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Daily Discussion: Battle of the Charleses. Which Charles is the best?

There are lots of famous Charleses, but if there were an all-out battle to the death of most of the famous Charleses in history, who would come out on top? Charles I of England? Charles Nelson O’Reilly? Charles Manson? Charles Norris? Charles Barkley? Charles Bronson? Charles S. Dutton? Any Charles of fame is eligible for this Charles to the death. Don’t forget that anyone (including fictional characters) named Charles, Chuck, Chucky, or Charlie is eligible.

Sorry pedos, Emma Watson doesn’t look like a little boy anymore

If you dug Emma Watson’s short haired younger look, you’ll be highly disappointed with her more womanly appearance on the set of her new movie, The Bling Ring. Me gusta.

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Mel Gibson is still a psychopath, wanted to kill his girlfriend while she was taking it in the ass

Just because Mel Gibson’s psycho craziness hasn’t been in the news lately doesn’t mean he’s any less psycho. When screenwriter Joe Eszterhas was working with Gibson on a script for a movie on Jewish historical figure Judah Maccabee, a movie that because of Gibson, never happened, Eszterhas encountered the worst of Mel Gibson— including completely unashamed anti-Semitism and a plan Gibson hatched to kill his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva during anal sex.

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