Don’t think that Billy Corgan doesn’t have much else to do these days. He’s working on not one, but two new Smashing Pumpkins albums (minus most of the original Pumpkins of course), but he’s also got his own amateur wrestling league called Resistance Pro. And now, it looks like AMC is ready to develop an unscripted reality show about Corgan and his wrestling dreams. If Andy Kaufman is really just in hiding and not actually deceased, now would be the perfect time for him to come out.
In a further attempt to help pay down his massive legal debts to the team that helped acquit him of murdering Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman has turned to the world of celebrity boxing. Apparently, there was a list of 15,000 applicants to beat the shit out of Zimmerman, and the lucky bastard who gets to punch him in the face will be rapper DMX. DMX said he will be fighting on behalf of everyone who’s been wronged by the justice system, that he wants to beat the fick out of Zimmerman and he’d piss on him if he could.
Even though this does not affect me in any way, my day just got way betterer.