Sign this petition and allow Canada to secede!

In order to show how pointless the petitions started by the mouth breathers wanting to secede are I have started one asking the US government to allow Canada to secede. I hope all IHCers will sign and share.
Xenocerotops, the alien horned face dinosaur, discovered in Canada

Triceratops was a cool dinosaur, but the recently discovered xenocerotops is even cooler. Xenocerotops was so named upon its discovery because of its badass arrangement of facial horns that makes it look like something out of sci-fi.
McDonald’s Canada shows off how their fries are made
There have been lots of urban legends about McDonald’s famous fries, so in this video, McDonald’s Canada shows how it’s done. But… where’s the gravy and cheese curds?
American businessman decides to see what would happen if they dumped a shit ton of iron into the ocean, pisses off the UN

As part of a bioengineering scheme to try and trap excess carbon deep in the ocean, an American businessman from California decided to dump several metric shit tons of iron into the Pacific off the coast of Canada. Only that kind of shit tends to piss off people like the UN and the Canadian government, even if it’s with good intentions, with science to back it up.
Afternoon dance party: “Canadian Dance Moves”
Can’t lie the song is pretty catchy.
$30 million in maple syrup has been stolen from Canada’s strategic syrup reserves

With the US election picking up more and more steam every second, let’s not forget that there’s serious news from other parts of the world. Like how $30 million in maple syrup was stolen from Canada’s strategic maple syrup reserves, and how that could lead to some sad and dry pancakes. My heart goes out to you, Canada.
Evening moment of zen: Paragliding in the autumn mountains of Smithers, BC, Canada
This is possibly the best photo of a rainbow ever
The natural wonder was captured by photographer Justin Lee, who was overjoyed to find himself in exactly the right place at the right time. Mr Lee, from British Columbia, Canada, was standing close to a cliff at the Tunnel View lookout when he spotted the colourful scene.
He said: ‘The sun has to be in position to get the rainbow, and this photo was not planned by me beforehand. I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. ‘I couldn’t believe how lucky I was to see such a sight, and just had to start taking pictures straight away.’
Breaking news: Canadians don’t fuck around when it comes to potato chips
God dammit now I want chips.
Spider-Man and Batman duke it out in the middle of Toronto
And then Spider-Man was all like “What are you doin here eh?” and Batman was all like “Come on then, ya hoser” and it was on.
Happy Canada Day!
Tell me, Canadians… what’s so good aboot being Canadian, eh?
Comic from Hark! A Vagrant
And now, here’s a whale sneezing out a rainbow
Spotted off the coast of Nova Scotia. Big deal, I vomit rainbows all the time, but you don’t see me putting that on YouTube.
A fascinating look behind the scenes of a McDonald’s photo shoot
For food photo shoots, it used to be that companies would often use plastic food, so the real stuff wouldn’t wither under hot lights. While some places still use fake plastic food, there’s a trend towards using 3D rendered foodstuffs, to have better control over lighting and environment. But McDonald’s Canada still uses real food, even if it does undergo hours of prep to look way better than the real thing.
Submitted by Amanda

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