A Californian man terrified DIY shoppers after brutally mutilating himself in the middle of the busy store. Prepare to wince.
Spotted off the coast of San Diego, this pod of dolphins was one of the largest ever seen by human eyes. It was estimated at around seven miles long and five miles wide. That’s a fuckload of dolphins.
When Hector “Tank” Martinez wanted to propose to his girlfriend, he did it in a big way. Martinez and nearly three hundred other bikers purposely clogged traffic on I-10 in Los Angeles to a complete standstill so he could pop the question to his lady love. And yeah, she said yes.
I don’t know where you Californians get your coffee and donuts, but in 2015, it should be Dunkin. The nationwide donut chain announced today that they’re finally bringing their magical blend of sugary, caffeinated goodness to the west coast. So congrats to you, I guess, California.
A woman in LA went for a cutting edge facelift using her own adult stem cells, it seemed like a good idea. That is until she was unable to open her right eye, and every time she tried, she heard a tiny clicking sound. That sound was teeny tiny bones that had grown in her eyelid from the stem cell treatment.
In a brilliantly stupid teenage move, two teenage girls from Placer County, California spiked the milkshakes of one of the girl’s parents with sleeping pills so the girls could use the internet past the 10pm internet curfew. Their plan didn’t work out so well when the parents woke up groggy and sick and went down to the police station to get drug tested.
Stealing a sculpture or a painting is one thing… they can picked up and moved. Petroglyphs carved into the sides of mountains are something different all together, since they’re permanently etched into rock, and they should last as long as that chunk of rock lasts. Or, if you’re a dickhole history-destroying, baby killing petroglyph thief, you can use power tools to cut the carvings out of the rock, which has been happening more frequently in California.
It’s not unheard of to have small frogs and small fishes fall from the sky. But sharks are more unusual, even if they are leopard sharks, on the smaller end of the shark spectrum. So when two guys were enjoying an afternoon of golf in San Diego,a shark falling from the sky onto the 12th hole was a bit shocking.
It’s good public health sense to have a kid not go to school if they’re carrying some really nasty, highly contagious disease, but one 11 year old in California was removed from school simply because he carries the gene for cystic fibrosis, even though he doesn’t have the disease.