And now here’s a supercut of Bruce Willis causing massive property damage
Good thing Bruce Willis isn’t real, or he’d have a lot of splaining to do.
Update: Bruce Willis is not suing Apple over iTunes music ownership

It was a story that spread like wildfire across the internet yesterday— badass Hollywood action hero Bruce Willis was going to challenge Apple over the ability to will his enormous iTunes music collection to his daughter whenever it is when he passes away. Only the story was total bullshit, originally from the Daily Mail. As some of you pointed out, when someone dies, their iTunes stuff doesn’t go anywhere. All anyone would have to do would be to pass on the username and password.
Bruce Willis plans a long legal fight over the ability to will his iTunes music collection to his children

With physical collections of music or magazines, it’s simple— if you want to will them to someone when you die, you just say it and it happens. But in the age of digital everything and stuff stored in the cloud, what happens to digital items you purchased? Bruce Willis apparently has a massive digital music collection stored in iTunes, and he’s starting early to make sure whenever it is he dies, he can will it to his children, instead of all that music going back to Apple.
Bruce Willis in talks to play the original Joe in the next GI Joe movie

I wasn’t a fan of the first GI Joe movie, and I doubt the next one will be any better, but if there’s anything worth anything with the next GI Joe movie so far, it might be Bruce Willis as General Joe Colton, the original GI Joe character, from a looong time ago when the Joe figures were more like dolls.
Bruce Willis’ head is Christina Hendrick’s boob and everything is invalid
I bet Patrick Stewart is hiding on the other side.
Kevin Smith calls working with Bruce Willis on Cop-Out “soul crushing”

At the Macworld Expo this year, in the absence of Apple, they had Kevin Smith as a keynote speaker for some reason. But in this clip, he talks about making Cop Out and how much working with Bruce Willis was nearly impossible and “soul crushing”.
Nightmare fuel: Kilgore Trout
God damn I love this movie.
Epic Bruce Willis tribute music video is epic
I don’t even want to think about all the time that went first into finding and editing the perfect clips from every single thing Bruce Willis has ever done (Hudson Hawk was the shit, don’t listen to the haters) and then writing the music and lyrics like “That ain’t no po po, that’s Carl Winslow!” Video and remix by Wreck & Salvage, song by Jeep Cherokee. Also, Breakfast of Champions FTW.
Check Out The First Trailer For Red Starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman
This is the first trailer for Red, based on the comic book of the same name by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner about a group of ex-CIA agents that are brought out of retirement. And yes, that’s Helen Mirren on the truck-mounted machine gun.
The movie stars Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Mary Louise Parker, Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich and opens October 15th.

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