I Heart Chaos

A nice weekend for a white wedding.

Buy one, get one free if the second runs away! NEVER BEEN OPENED!

posted 24 October, 2012
by Mehmet Kazanc
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That’s MY CHAIR! HORSE’S CHAIR!

posted 19 November, 2011
by cranberryzero
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And now for some reason, here’s Sean Connery in a wedding dress.

posted 22 September, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Jilted Chinese bride tries to leap to her death, is saved at the last second

Devastated Li-Wan sat sobbing on a window ledge 80ft up in Changchun, eastern China, just hours after partner Wang Lu called off the big day. But as she jumped off the ledge to certain death, local care worker Guo Zhongfan managed to catch her and hold her dangling by the neck above the sheer drop.

It’s cake! Fucking eat it!

posted 07 December, 2010
by cranberryzero
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Well that’s gonna be one hell of a wedding night.

posted 14 October, 2010
by cranberryzero
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And so this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a reality show combining brides and extreme plastic surgery

At some point, we either have to reach the end of shit that can possibly be created for reality TV or we, as a civilization will just chop our own head off with a chainsaw. If a show coming out next year on E! is any indication, it will be the latter. “Bridalplasty” will combine all the fun of OCD bridezillas with the unspeakable horrors of women who think having the entire front part of their skull reconstructed to look like Elizabeth Taylor is a good idea.