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Policeman on Sao Paulo, Brazil, breaking the window of his own police car to blame it on protestors.

Video made today.

posted 15 June, 2013
by Des
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‘I’m happy being a prostitute’ ad campaign pulled in Brazil

The ill-conceived title was part of an online campaign launched this week in Brazil, designed to promote safe sex amongst the country’s thriving sex industry workforce.

Brazilian cops take out a drug trafficker’s plane with their car

Federal Police here in Uberaba, Minas Gerais - Brazil. Capturing drug traffickers, by bumping their plane out of the landing strip. Video made on 05/08/2013.

posted 10 May, 2013
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This is Mr. Balls, an anti-testicular cancer mascot from Brazil

And he’s a giant, smiling nut sack. Just in case you didn’t notice.

Queens of the Stone Age debut a new single at Lollapalooza Brazil, “My God is the Sun”

Watch a couple of crazy motherfuckers gliding through downtown Rio De Janeiro with wingsuits

At 5:45am, two guys, just for the fuck of it, decided to glide down through downtown Rio in wingsuits. They didn’t have permission, but permission takes away some of the fun.

Think that blizzard’s bad? In Brazil, it’s raining spiders

While parts of New England are busy digging themselves out of several feet of snow, in the southern Brazilian town of Santo Antônio da Platina, it’s raining spider. SPIDERS. COMING OUT OF THE SKY.

posted 09 February, 2013
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Brazil to clone wild animals on the verge of extinction

Since it holds the of the Amazon River and the Amazon basin, Brazil has a huge wealth of natural resources in the form of life. But as chunks of the rainforest disappear, so do entire species of plants and animals. In order to preserve some of that diversity, Brazil will start cloning some of its wildlife to ensure it lasts.

posted 12 November, 2012
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Brazil’s Bum Bum Pageant, a national search for the nicest ass in the southern hemisphere

Who’s got the best female ass in Brazil? That’s what the Bum Bum Pageant wants to find out. And it’s pretty safe to say that the best ass in Brazil is most likely the best ass on the planet. The final contest will take place in Sao Paulo on November 30.

posted 04 October, 2012
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Rare, snake-like, penis-like amphibian found in Brazil

When engineers drained a section of the Madeira River in Brazil to create a hydroelectric dam, no one expected to find a pile of long pink dicks. Well, they look very much like dicks, but these are Atretochoana eiselti, a kind of blind amphibian that were thought to have been extinct. Also, penis.

Sony’s next PS3 version might have been accidentally outed by Brazil

It’s not just Apple that sometimes gets its new products accidentally outed by manufacturers and whoever, though I imagine for a Chinese factory worker, the temptation is high to make a few extra bucks by leaking photos of the new iThing. The above photo is supposedly the next, slightly slimmer version of Sony’s Playstation 3, outed by Brazil’s Anatel.

Using a piranha as a pair of scissors

When you’re out in the middle of nowhere in the Amazon and you need to cut something, a piranha makes for a pretty good pair of shears. Just keep your fingers clear of those choppers.

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In a case of cosplay gone wrong, Brazilian guy now appears to be permanently green after dying his skin to play the Hulk

Playing the Hulk seems pretty easy— get some tattered pants and cover the rest of your body in green paint. But Paulo Henrique dos Santos from Brazil used some kind of paint that isn’t the kind that comes off easily and now it appears he might be bright green permanently. I guess it could be worse. Or not. That’s pretty bad.