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Scientists create sports bra that reduces boob bounce by 85%. SCIENCE NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR.

Less of this…

Ever since boobs were invented, women have complained about boob bounce when they run. And then in the late 70s, the sports bra was invented, which minimized breast movement during exercise and it was a great breakthrough for some. Now, some buzzkill scientists have invented a sports bra that reduces boobie bounce to almost nothing. Damn you, science!

Keep a grip on your knockers with this NES controller bra

Up up down down left right left right A B start. What did I unlock?

Buy it here

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Introducing the world’s first 3D printed bra and panty set

The N12 bikini is the world’s first first ready-to-wear, completely 3D-printed article of clothing. All of the pieces, closures included, are made directly by 3D printing, and snap together without any sewing. Designed by Jenna Fizel and Mary Huang of Continuum Fashion, and made possible by Shapeways, N12 represents the beginning of what is possible for the near future.

Get to your gun fast with the Flashbang bra

In this demonstration, the makers of the Flashbang bra show how a woman can draw their weapon in 1.5 seconds, which is quick for a cup of coffee, but seems like forever to draw a gun. I mean I guess it’s okay if that’s the only place you have to conceal a gun, but a gun from a regular shoulder holster (as opposed to an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder) is still a far quicker option.

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The new strapless Wonderbra works so well, you can even use it on a trampoline (NSFW)

I’m suddenly feeling like I would want to subscribe to their newsletter to find out more.

Mr. Bra sure knows a lot about bras

And why wouldn’t he? More people need to be so passionate about their line of work.

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Here it is… the Pokebra in action

A while back, we showed you a picture of a handmade Pokeball bra that someone had made on Etsy. And here it is finally in the flesh. Mmm flesh.

posted 27 December, 2010
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A Pokebra, let me show you it

Made by Szmoon of Reddit. But what could be inside? I must know!

posted 29 November, 2010
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I’d probably still have a hard time “unplugging” this USB bra.

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And this is what a $2 million bra looks like

Made by Victoria’s Secret and modeled by Adrian Lima, this brassiere designed in collaboration with jewelers Damiani, the 2010 showpiece is made of 60 carats of white diamonds, plus 82 carats of topazes and sapphires.

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posted 21 October, 2010
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Finally, the bra that doubles as a gas mask is on sale

Now this is something you definitely don’t want to be caught in a mustard gas attack without: A bra that doubles as a gas mask. I think I mentioned something about this briefly a while back on the old site, but now that the thing is on sale, why not mention it again?