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JoeyBra gives you a new way to hide your phone and other belongings in your brasseire

If you’re a busty lady, you may already keep your phone in your bra, but if you don’t want to have your phone or other belongings stuck in your sweaty boobs, you may soon have an alternative. JoeyBra has a secret pocket along the side of the bra to put a phone, credit cards, money or drugs.

Weird. I have that dream all the time.

Fridays are Sexy: Look at all those beautiful bras

Keep your power pellets in place with this Pac Man bra

And it’s glow in the dark for easy groping.

Only $29.99 on Etsy

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posted 30 December, 2011
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This sexy push-up bra model is a man, baby

At first, second or third glance, the above model just appears to be any sexy female supermodel, but it’s not. She’s a he, in every sense of the word except that he just happens to be Australian model Andrej Pejić, who just happens to be extremely androgynous, even at 6’2”. This particular ad campaign is from Holland, where the posters are plastered all over bus stops.

posted 14 December, 2011
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Hand-painted Buzz Lightyear bra

To infintitty and beyond!

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posted 19 October, 2011
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Who doesn’t?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/82151845/hand-painted-facebook-like-button-bra?ref=ajax&src=favitm

posted 22 September, 2011
by gaminginyourunderwear
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Whatcha readin’?

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posted 10 September, 2011
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Scientists create sports bra that reduces boob bounce by 85%. SCIENCE NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR.

Less of this…

Ever since boobs were invented, women have complained about boob bounce when they run. And then in the late 70s, the sports bra was invented, which minimized breast movement during exercise and it was a great breakthrough for some. Now, some buzzkill scientists have invented a sports bra that reduces boobie bounce to almost nothing. Damn you, science!

Keep a grip on your knockers with this NES controller bra

Up up down down left right left right A B start. What did I unlock?

Buy it here

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Introducing the world’s first 3D printed bra and panty set

The N12 bikini is the world’s first first ready-to-wear, completely 3D-printed article of clothing. All of the pieces, closures included, are made directly by 3D printing, and snap together without any sewing. Designed by Jenna Fizel and Mary Huang of Continuum Fashion, and made possible by Shapeways, N12 represents the beginning of what is possible for the near future.

Get to your gun fast with the Flashbang bra

In this demonstration, the makers of the Flashbang bra show how a woman can draw their weapon in 1.5 seconds, which is quick for a cup of coffee, but seems like forever to draw a gun. I mean I guess it’s okay if that’s the only place you have to conceal a gun, but a gun from a regular shoulder holster (as opposed to an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder) is still a far quicker option.

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