Posts tagged with ‘bowser

Ancient Koopa-like turtle went extinct 50,000 years ago

About 50,000 years ago, the giant land turtle pictured above went extinct on at least one tiny Pacific Island. You may notice that said land turtle looks remarkably like a certain King Koopa, which begs the question: “Is the Mushroom Kingdom real, and did it take place 50,000 years ago in the Pacific?”

Read more »

Not Surprisingly, Bowser Isn’t A Fan Of Warp Whistles

Finding a warp whistle in SMB3 was the shit— one toot from the whistle and you were two levels ahead. But Bowser isn’t a fan of warp whistles, but it’s not why you think. He’s just interested in your personal journey. And that personal journey may include the Frog Suit. 

See all IHC Reviews here

Want to submit a review for IHC and make a few bucks?
Please drop us a line and let us know what movie, game, book or TV show you want to review and we'll hold your spot. See full review guidelines here.