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Happy 91st birthday Betty White, you sexy bitch.
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posted 17 January, 2013
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Barack Obama finally gets to meet Betty White
Five months after Obama demanded to see Betty White’s birth certificate, he finally gets to meet the Highlander in the flesh.
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posted 12 June, 2012
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With ‘Off Their Rockers’, Betty White makes an art out of old people pulling pranks
Even at 90, Betty White isn’t showing any signs of slowing down. Her new show, ‘Off Their Rockers’, gives the elderly the chance to prank people in the style of Punk’d or Candid Camera. Betty White is fucking awesome.
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posted 11 April, 2012
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Happy International Women’s Day from Betty White’s carbon fiber vagina.
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posted 08 March, 2012
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Happy birthday to Betty White and Muhummad Ali. Now let’s see a fight.
Lest I forget, today is the birthday of two of the world’s living greats— Muhummad Ali celebrates his 70th birthday today and Betty White turns 90. Ali once fought Superman, but Betty White destroyed the Golden Girls and absorbed all of their powers, rendering her effectively immortal.
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posted 17 January, 2012
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NBC is planning a big 90th birthday bash for Betty White, because she’s just badass like that
This January, Betty White will turn 90 years old, and to celebrate, NBC is devoting 2 primetime hours to her life, career and a new show she’s up to. Wait, she’s going to be 90 and she’s getting another new show? Jesus, she just doesn’t stop.
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posted 19 December, 2011
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posted 12 October, 2011
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Little baby is Betty White’s biggest fan
I want a kid like this. How much for the toddler you got there?
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posted 02 October, 2010
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Betty White gets her own comic book. This is what happens when you’re as awesome as her
Joining a long list of badasses such as Spiderman, Muhummad Ali and The Harlem Globetrotters, Betty White will be getting her own comic book published by Bluewater Comics as part of a series of great women. The comic will be based on her own life, so we’ll finally get to see things that few have seen before such as when Betty White defeated the dark king of Neptune and when she used her ring of power to save the sand people of the planet Rann from their slavemaster overlords. Can’t wait!
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posted 08 September, 2010
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Warner Bros. pitches Betty White in a remake of “Oh God!”
Betty White, the awesome octogenarian of the moment, has apparently been pitched by Warner Bros. about doing a remake of the George Burns classic comedy Oh, God!. It’s never occurred to me that Hollywood would try to remake Oh, God!, but if they are, I guess Betty White’s a good choice.
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posted 13 July, 2010
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