Scientists discover that male bats like to go down on female bats. Glad we have that confirmed so I can finally sleep at night.
It’s already been known and observed that female bats will often suck their boyfriend’s bat-dick, but until recently, male bats haven’t been observed reciprocating. But now we can report, that male bats do in fact like eating bat pussy. Sciiiience!
Other animals that can fly, like birds, have bodies that have been built around flight for a long, long time. Bats are the only truly flying mammals, and are basically rats with long skin-made wings. The mechanics of bat flight are very different that that of birds, so in order to truly understand how bats fly, researchers built a robotic bat wing, which should come in handy for robot vampires of the future.
If you’re trying to catch flies the easy way, you have to wait until they stop buzzing around in circles like a maniac. The best time to do that is when they’re too busy knocking boots to notice anything around them, which is exactly what bats do. Using their super sensitive hearing, bats wait until they hear the tiny grunts and moans of fly sex and swoop in to get a two for one easy meal.
Since antiquity, people have noticed that most mammals follow the one-half rule when it comes to nipples. Humans generally have one offspring, with a normal max of two (pre-fertility drugs) and therefore have 2 nipples. That rule is pretty consistent throughout the mammal world, and it’s true with bats. Bats generally only give birth to one baby at a time, and so have two nipples. But contrary to George Clooney’s bat-suit in ‘Batman and Robin’, bats have nipples in their armpits.