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Holy shit! Louisville’s Kevin Ware suffers the most gruesome college basketball injury ever

Prayers are going out to Louisville player Kevin Ware and his future basketball career, after a nasty, nasty compound leg injury left players puking and weeping and shaking. Ware was simply making a half-hearted attempt to block and three and when he went down, his right leg snapped like a toothpick. Holy hell.

Watch the video here, and be warned… it might turn your stomach

Nope, my ice cream.

Get that weak ass shit outta here.

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posted 14 March, 2013
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Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong Un In NBA JAM North Korea

HE’S HEATING UP (his nuclear weapons.)

The unlikely bromance of Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman

This week, Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Globetrotters are in North Korea just because ya know… play basketball and shit. While Rodman was in Best Korea, he struck up an unlikely friendship with Kim Jong Un, saying that Un “has a friend for life” in the former NBA star.

Cheerleader makes the best half court trick shot ever

Let’s see LeBron or Jeremy Lin or hell, even Jordan, make this shot.

Evening time-waster: Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 1/2 Weeks to Save the World

A fun little Flash game from Old Spice in which you control tall-as-fuck African pro basketball player Dikembe Mutombo, as you save the world from the 2012 apocalypse.

Play it here

posted 26 November, 2012
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Meet the world’s worst basketball player ever. EVER.

Failure in so many ways we can’t even start describing it. I’m not even sure this guy has any idea what sport he’s playing, what year it is, what country he’s in or the difference between left and right.

Things people pay way too much for on eBay: An unopened bottle of McJordon BBQ sauce from 1992

In 1992, McDonald’s had a limited edition “McJordan Burger”, named after Michael Jordan. The sandwich featured a variant on the normal McDonald’s barbecue sauce, which they called “McJordan Barbecue Sauce”. Ah, who cares? Apparently someone. Someone cared enough to buy a whole bottle of expired McJordan barbecue sauce from 1992 just just under $10,000.

posted 18 October, 2012
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Watch a Finnish guy make a basketball shot from the top of a ski jump

After only 20 tries, this Finnish guy drops the rock straight through the net from about 230 feet up.

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posted 17 October, 2012
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2012 US men’s basketball team, imma let you finish, but this.

NBA jerseys are likely to start sporting ads starting next year

NASCAR drivers are walking billboards when they’re at the track and international soccer clubs have ads on jerseys all the time. It pays the bills. But ads on NBA jerseys? It feels so wrong— Wilt or Michael never wore ads on their jerseys. But it could be a reality, starting in 2013.

Porn stars say they’re going to make good on their promise to give Heat fans free BJs

So does anyone want a free BJ? Sara Jay and Angelina Castro are promising they will deliver on their deal that Heat fans will get free porn star blow jobs now that the Heat have won the NBA title.

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