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Jon Stewart Destroys Obama Over IRS Scandal, Lack Of ‘Managerial Competence’: You’ve Vindicated Conspiracy Theorists

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posted 15 May, 2013
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Steven Spielberg’s next biopic project: ‘Obama’

Sounds pretty legit.

This is how you diplomacy.

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The White House’s adorable April Fool’s message

Only in Obama’s America would they let a little kid be president. Outrage!

The Israeli Embassy releases this bizarre Jib Jab style video preview of Barack Obama’s visit

And it’s even got the Golden Girls theme song. I hope this is a new trend in international politics.

The History Channel’s “Satan” looks an awful lot like Barack Obama

The History Channel has two brand new historical dramas this year, one called ‘The Bible’, is about events in the Bible and the other one, ‘Vikings’, depicts some really awesome Vikings who enjoy destroying Christian churches and killing monks, so there’s something for everyone. In The Bible, the guy they got to play Satan got people’s attention (mainly Christian Obama-hating conservatives) for looking like one Barack Hussein Obama. There ya go… History blew the lid off… Obama is really Satan. Good detective work.

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Confusing Question of the Day: Obama Pardons The Sequester

President Obama signs cybersecurity executive order right before yesterday’s State of the Union

Yesterday, before Obama got in front of America to give his annual State of the Union adress, he signed an executive order that allows private companies and the government a higher degree of collaboration on cybersecurity threats. It’s kind of like CISPA, except without all the bullshit and with a promise of privacy and civil liberties protection. We’ll see.

posted 13 February, 2013
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Just so you know that Obama doesn’t want to replace all your guns with tofu and Communism, the White House released a picture of Obama shooting a gun

This almost seems as silly to me as the White House responding to the Death Star petition.

posted 03 February, 2013
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The White House is tired of your shit, ups the required number of petition signatures for review

I suppose at some point, someone in the White House thought it would be a good idea to officially ask the dirty, stupid, unwashed masses of the Internet for their opinion on national policy and what they got was a flood of idiotic petitions asking for Death Stars and a national Pokemon and deporting Piers Morgan and free cupcakes every Tuesday. So now, the White House has upped the required number of signatures for review from 25,000 to 100,000.

posted 16 January, 2013
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Obama’s big gun control announcement: He wants permanent assault weapons ban, background checks on all gun purchases

Earlier today, President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden outlined their first proposed steps of gun control measures in the wake of last year’s string of deadly mass shootings. The main things Obama and Biden want on the table is a permanent assault weapons ban, a ban on high capacity magazines and mandatory background checks on anyone who buys a gun, whether it’s a store or a gun show or private dealer.

posted 16 January, 2013
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America’s first black president marks the 150th anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation

Exactly 150 years ago today, on January 1 1863, Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation went into effect, freeing the slaves in the rebellious southern states and laying the groundwork for a complete abolition of slavery in the United States. And 150 years later, America’s first black president marked the historic anniversary.

posted 01 January, 2013
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Obama nominates John Kerry for secretary of state. Oh great, now we have to see more John Kerry?

With Hillary Clinton leaving the State Department in January, and with his first pick Susan Rice having dropped out of the nomination process, President Obama today officially nominated Senator John Kerry to become the next Secretary of State. Kerry’s nomination is expected to sail through with little objection, meaning we get to see plenty of Kerry’s ugly mug in the next four years. Joy.

posted 21 December, 2012
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Daily Discussion: Time Magazine picks Obama as Person of the Year. Who’s your pick?

posted 19 December, 2012
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Obama says he’s got much better things to do than to go after states that have legalized marijuana

With Washington and Colorado both having recently legalized marijuana possession for personal use for any reason, the question was whether or not the federal government would go after the states, since weed is still illegal at the federal level. In this interview with Barbara Walters, Obama says he’s got much bigger fish to fry than going after pot smokers.

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