In response to Trump’s offer yesterday of $5 million to charity if Barack Obama makes public his school and passport records, Stephen Colbert has offered Trump $1 million if Colbert can dip his balls in the Donald’s mouth, to Colbert’s satisfaction.
Great British Bake-Off ruined by a squirrel with giant balls. It’s always the squirrel with the giant balls.
While filming the 2011 Great British Bake-Off, a BBC2 cameraman lingered on a big-nutted squirrel lingering on the lawn of the event. Some found it funny, some found it disturbing, but when you’ve got a squirrel with giant nuts hanging out in your lawn, it would be a shame if you didn’t go out of your way to get it on camera.
From McSweeney’s “Open Letters to People or Entities That are Unlikely to Respond”, it’s a guy who would wish the old guy at his gym would stop blow drying his balls out in the open.
For decades, scientists have been trying to develop a completely effective, side-effect free birth control for men, but it’s much harder to stop a bazillion little sperm than a single egg once a month. But scientists in India claim to have invented a male contraceptive that’s 100% effective for up to 10 years that can be reversed at any time. The caveat is that you’ve got to get it injected once into each nut. Yowch.