‘Skyballs’ is a campaign which aims to combat the ignorance of testicular cancer by building and flying the world’s largest pair of flying bollocks. The Indiegogo campaign (backed by Bridesmaids star Chris O Dowd) has just been launched to fund the project.
Taste receptors are proteins that allow us to tell the difference between sweet, salty and bitter foods. Research has revealed that these proteins are all over our body – from head to toe, and mouth to anus (God knows what it’s tasting down there, but you have to feel sorry for it).
In response to Trump’s offer yesterday of $5 million to charity if Barack Obama makes public his school and passport records, Stephen Colbert has offered Trump $1 million if Colbert can dip his balls in the Donald’s mouth, to Colbert’s satisfaction.
Great British Bake-Off ruined by a squirrel with giant balls. It’s always the squirrel with the giant balls.
While filming the 2011 Great British Bake-Off, a BBC2 cameraman lingered on a big-nutted squirrel lingering on the lawn of the event. Some found it funny, some found it disturbing, but when you’ve got a squirrel with giant nuts hanging out in your lawn, it would be a shame if you didn’t go out of your way to get it on camera.
From McSweeney’s “Open Letters to People or Entities That are Unlikely to Respond”, it’s a guy who would wish the old guy at his gym would stop blow drying his balls out in the open.