Skaters just love to one-up each other with various gross and dangerous shenanigans— hell, Johnny Knoxville has turned a few skater buddies fucking around and being stupid into his own little empire. But in Australia, a thing has emerged called “bubbling”, in which you (a male, presumably, it’s far easier) piss straight from the nozzle into your own mouth, because… I have no idea. But it’s a thing, and I’m guessing, a messy one.
Hidden deep in a remote valley in the wilds of Australia, officials discovered an incest cult that hadn’t had contact with the outside world in four generation Dozens of men, women, children and the elderly, all living together, all having relations with each other, most of them full of deformation and disease, some blind, mute and dumb.
While it may not be possible to clone dinosaurs that have been dead for millions of years, one Australian billionaire wants to do the next best thing— a Jurassic Park like theme park populated with advanced life sized robotic dinos. Hell, many of the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park movie were animatronic, so it could work, and it would be far safer than the real thing.
An Australian man found out that you shouldn’t go around trying to sell corporate secrets stolen through hacking, because companies don’t tend to like that. The man apparently had come across prototypes of the next generation Xbox and was attempting to sell the information when local police and the FBI intervened.
There aren’t any details of what was found, so we’ll all have to wait until later this year when Microsoft unveils the new Xbox. But the Australian, known online as SuperDAE, is facing 20+ years in the slammer for his inquisitiveness.