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What type of beer should I brew next? I'm horrible at making important decisions such as these, so input would be appreciated! -- Mr. Soxxie — asked by Anonymous

There are many home-brewers and beer connoisseurs here that I am sure can offer suggestions so I can stop hearing about it.

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Parents of IHC I need your HELP!

My niece (12), will be visiting for a few days. I plan on letting her have free rein of my laptop, I’ll be making her a user account with suitable settings. But how do I stop her from visiting bad and malicious places on the net, realistically? As she has had problems with internet access in the past. I’m not with her enough to properly educate her on the dos and don’t. I’m at a loss of what to use, or what to do, other than hover behind her constantly. Thanks!

I've come to you dear IHCrs in hopes there's a Latin enthusiast among you that can help me with a translation. I've done my english to latin with the aid of the interwebs but it doesn't seem right: "Magis est melior quam minor quod minor est non bonus."I need a cleaner translation of "More is better than less and less is not good."In return I can offer an original print or maybe a sensual massage. -DBK — asked by dirtbag-kingdom

Someone here help out DBK, cause I no hablo latin.

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I'm debating on watching the midnight showing of the Dark Knight Rises tonight. Should I go? — asked by Anonymous

FIVE frakking mosquito bites. What am I, some sort of walking restaurant with a sign stating: Free blood available for families of small, midge-like flies? — asked by Anonymous

Are overeager revelers setting off their 4th of July fireworks early where you are? It's only 9 p.m. and it sounds like a fucking war zone outside. I shudder to think what tomorrow night will be like. — asked by Anonymous

Not here, but we had some pretty awesome thunder earlier.

So, lately I've been getting an inordinate amount of spam from a dating site, and I've learned the site is using my facebook profile picture in some advertising. Is there any sort of internet better business bureau or anything? — asked by Anonymous

If you read the fine print, you probably consented to their use of your photo.

Mrs. Mongolicious were having a discussion in the car this weekend. It started with the article here about a company charging more for people still using IE6, and we are still at a disagreement. I ask the IHC family, should you get a discount for using things which result in less overhead. My example was EZ-Pass. She vehemently disagrees that you should get a discount on tolls. — asked by mongolish

In some cases, yes, it would be nice to get a discount on things that result in less overhead. Like how some gas stations offer a lower price if you pay cash, since the gas station doesn’t get the credit card fees.

What happens if you put bread upside-down into a toaster? — asked by Anonymous

You slip into an alternate dimension from which you can never return. The good news is that the alternate dimension often is indistinguishable from the one you were in before. At least 90% of the time.

My husband thought the Mass Effect 3 ending was "alright." Help me prove him otherwise. — asked by Anonymous

What are the stakes?

Should I be concerned that Yolandi Vi$$er is the most sexually attractive chica bonita that I can think of? I'd straight wifey that girl. — asked by thrash-enstein-deactivated20130

Not at all, though you’d have to fight Ninja for her, and he’s kinda crazy.

I only drink once or twice a week, on the weekends, in controlled amounts. It's actually a very scientific procedure. But honestly, 30% of the time (being less than generous) I keep finding myself filled with things like regret, longing, loneliness, and just flat out misery. These are things that re in my life in much smaller doses, is it just alcohol amplifying those feelings, or is it something I should seek help for? — asked by Anonymous

Does the same happen with weed? You probably should seek help for depression.

Why is Britain so much better than America? — asked by Anonymous

Because of the druids.

I've always beed interested in reading the Judge Dredd comics, and with the new movie coming out, figured I should start. I don't really know where though, is there a Dredd #1? Or any collections I should look into? — asked by Anonymous

You could watch the Stallone movie.

Do you know anything about fridges? I moved into this shitty old house a few months ago and we've been through 3 of them since we got here. They all work for a couple weeks and then they take a shit, so we have to run out and look for another and it's getting expensive. I've tried defrosting them, switching outlets and recharging the freon and nothing seems to work. All of our other appliances work fine... am I just having really shitty luck with fridges or is it fucking ghosts or some shit? — asked by Anonymous

It’s probably ghosts.