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“Cargo” is the short film that will show you how to be a parent during the zombie apocalypse

Stranded in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, a man sets in motion an unlikely plan to protect the precious cargo he carries: his infant daughter.

IHC After Dark: Antichrist numerology in “Gangnam Style”

Oh, look it’s this dumbfuck again. Here he is talking about how “Gangnam Style” somehow prophesies the End Times and the emergence of the Antichrist. Mmm hmm.

posted 23 December, 2012
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I think i just found Pickle Munkey.

Check out the red band trailer for ‘This is the End’

While attending a party at James Franco’s house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.

posted 21 December, 2012
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Friday’s weather? Gonna be a scorcher.

Australian PM Julia Gillard addresses the world on the edge of the apocalypse

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard is not only a firebrand, she’s also a good sport. In this promo for radio station Triple J, Ms. PM has fun with the Mayan Apocalypse thing with this address to the end of the world.

posted 06 December, 2012
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Daily Discussion: End of the world’s coming up. What are you gonna do?

I know, it’s completely fucking retarded, the whole Mayan Apocalypse thing. But indulge me anyway… when December 21st rolls around or whenever, there might be some fun stuff going on. How are going to spend your last day on Earth?

posted 05 December, 2012
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Chinese man spends his entire life savings to build a boat to save him from the 2012 apocalypse

There are already too many dumb people in the world who seem certain that the world is going to end on December 21 of this year because of a goofy interpretation of the Mayan long count calendar. The whole Mayan Apocalypse thing, or the “end” of the Mayan calendar has been shit on, shot down and totally incorrect in every way according to every scientist, archaeologist, historian and every living Mayan. But some people, like this guy from China, really believe. Silly Uygher.

posted 01 December, 2012
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Mayans are still pissed off about the whole Mayan calendar doomsday thing

The government of Guatemala is playing into the whole Mayan doomsday myth and will be holding a big event in Guatemala City in December “just in case” the end of the world does come. But this for profit dog and pony show has pissed off local Mayans, who see the whole doomsday thing as a twisting of their heritage for monetary gain.

posted 03 November, 2012
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Saturday morning cartoons: “Exoids” by Aristomenis Tsirbas

In a post-apocalyptic landscape, the battle for the wastelands will be between super smart slugs and really pissed off robots.

Daily Discussion: What’s your soundtrack to the Apocalypse?

Regardless of you flavor of cataclysm, nuclear, zombie, or robot, what are your, say top 5 songs on your Soundtrack to the Apocalypse?

Apocalyptic Pin-Ups by Andrew Tarusov

Newly discovered Mayan calendar goes way past 2012. Sorry, conspiracy freaks.

Bad news if you’re one of the people who has believed the crap about the long count Mayan calendar ending in 2012, thinking this means the Maya knew that the end of the world would happen at the end of this year— you’re wrong. Okay, so that’s old news, but the new news is that a newly discovered Mayan long count calendar goes way past 2012. So they weren’t predicting anything. Obviously.

IHC After Dark: Video simulation of the red dwarf orbiting our sun that will come and kill us all

In 1983 IRAS (Infrared Astronomical Satellite) spotted a red dwarf, later named M6V 11825 (Minoris). Shortly after they discovered it was moving towards us, and fearing public panic, withdrew their statement.

Guys, it’s totally true, because tits.

Maryland’s Enchanted Forest abandoned theme park is a cute survival horror zombie nightmare

The world is full of abandoned theme parks— China, Russia and Japan certainly have their fair share— but in the US, when a small theme park fails, it’s generally quickly replaced with a more profitable strip mall. Except for Enchanted Forest in Maryland, where the rotting remains of this park built in the 50s look like a bizarre post-apocalyptic Candyland nightmare.