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Weiner announces he is resigning his weiner from Congress

After throbbing pressure from all sides, Anthony Weiner will be announcing today he is pulling out, resigning from Congress before he brings brings further stains to the governing body. After it was discovered that he had been sending inappropriate Tweets and text messages to young women, Weiner stood firm, saying that he would not resign, but Democrats, Republicans and the president put Weiner’s balls to the wall, insisting that he leave.

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Andrew Breitbart shows off Anthony Weiner’s weiner for real. He’s a connoisseur. (NSFW)

On the Opie and Anthony show today (radio, mind you), Andrew Breitbart showed off the picture that he claims is the full monty balls out (big fucking balls) bare Weiner dick picture that he keeps saying he’s holding for “insurance”. And by “insurance”, I mean “furious fapping”. NSFW political penis below.

The best thing to come out of #weinergate so far… Meagan Broussard

When Anthony Weiner admitted to tweeting his weiner to six different ladies that were not his wife yesterday, ABC News found out that one of them was 26 year old single mom Meagan Broussard, who likes to twitpic racy photos of her own. Above: cleavage.

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Weiner admits he tweeted his weiner

Boy it’s been a hell of a news day, and a bad day for me to have a day job. I’ll be catching you up on E3 and the Apple WWDC a little later. But for now, the low-hanging fruit— NY Rep. Anthony Weiner held a press conference today to admit that he lied about his Twitter account being hacked and that he really did tweet a picture of his weiner.

Did NY rep Anthony Weiner tweet pictures of his weiner?

From L to R: Boehner, Mrs. Weiner, Weiner

New York Democratic Representative Anthony Weiner has been called a champion of the left, a possible future NYC mayoral candidate and a pretty funny guy. But now you can call him “that guy that tweets pictures of his underwear-covered raging hard-on to his constituents.”