In a rare violent feud in the Amish community, Ohio police are investigating harrowing Amish-on-Amish attacks that left several with their beards and hair shorn, because that’s just how the motherfucking West Side Jefferson County Crew rolls, yo. Deal with it. They don’t give a fuck whose beard gets cut.
In every state where there’s a large Amish population, it’s cool for you to drive your horse-drawn buggy on state roads, but you’ve got to have a big orange safety triangle on the back. It sort of prevents you from becoming 19th century roadkill, as has happened in the past.