Alaska man manages to get a DUI on a raft

Most people get DUIs on motor vehicles, and every now and again, someone gets slapped with a DUI on a bicycle. But in Alaska, one man managed to somehow get a DUI while piloting an inflatable raft.
Careful up there in Alaska with that heat wave. That sounds dangerous.
85 year old woman rescues her husband from a moose with a shovel, though I’m not sure how the moose got the shovel

85 year old Alaskan, Dorothea Taylor and her 82 year old husband were out for a brisk little walk with their dogs when the husband, George Murphy had a bull moose charge him. And then that’s when Dorothea turned into a badass.
Russia plans on digging $65bn tunnel to America. The invasion has begun.

Fifty thousand years ago, humans crossed over from Asia to the Americas via a land bridge across the Bering Strait and with canoes. These days, you can cross by boat or by plane, but if Russia has its way, you’ll eventually be able to drive back and forth between America and Russia via tunnel. All the easier for the Commie invasion to happen.
Sarah Palin’s husband admits on camera that his wife quit being governor so she could make more money

When Sarah Palin up and quit her job halfway through her term as governor of Alaska, there was of course speculation on why she would do such a thing, with most people agreeing that she was gearing up to run for president this year. But despite a very campaign-ish tour bus, that hasn’t happened yet.
So this is what passes for the movie poster for the pro-Palin film The Undefeated
Seriously? First, you take the double hand job pose and then throw in some clip art and run it through a couple awful Photoshop filters. Barack Obama would never put up with this kind of sloppy half-ass graphic design, and that’s why he’s president.
You can see a preview clip, with more info here. The Undefeated hits theaters July 15th.
Alaska releases over 24,000 official Sarah Palin emails to the public

Complying with a massive Freedom of Information Act request from three years ago, the state of Alaska has finally released over 24,000 emails from Sarah Palin’s time as governor of the state. The request was made by several news organizations when Palin was running as the VP candidate in 2008, but due to the huge volume of emails involved, it’s just now that the emails have been released.
Stupid commercial for The Mattress Ranch in Wasilla, Alaska
There must be something in the water up there in Wasilla.
Meanwhile in Alaska: Salmon vodka
Vodka. It’s supposed to be odorless and tasteless and people like this keep fucking it up by adding salmon flavor to it. Salmon of all fucking things. Hey man, I love salmon, and I love salmon with vodka, but not in my vodka.

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