Posts tagged with ‘abortion’

Female legislators who dared say the word “vagina” during an abortion debate are blocked from speaking

Apparently, in the Michigan legislature, there’s a STFU rule, where if the Floor Leader doesn’t like what you’re saying, he can force you to shut the fuck up indefinitely. This happened to Representative Lisa Brown, who dared to use the dirty word “vagina” during a heated debate on an abortion bill. The Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamos moved to have both Brown and her colleague Barb Byrum silenced indefinitely because he didn’t like Brown saying “vagina”. VAGINA.

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Here’s the transvaginal ultrasound women in Virginia will have to endure before getting an abortion

Several states have passed laws requiring women to get an ultrasound before they get an abortion, so they can see the tiny embryo they’re wishing to evacuate. But Virginia is poised to be the only state who will require a transvaginal ultrasound. That means instead of just an ultrasound on the belly, a woman will have to be penetrated with an electric dildo, which is exactly what any woman is looking for when she’s already upset.

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Oklahoma Democrats go full Monty Python on GOP anti-abortion bill, add an “Every sperm is sacred” clause

When Oklahoma state senate Republicans tried to push through an anti-abortion bill, Oklahoma Democrats tried to force the bill to go full retard by adding a section to the bill that would make any form of male ejaculation not into a vagina “a crime against unborn babies”. You be trollin’.

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Virginia state senator attaches rectal exam provision for men who want Viagra to anti-abortion bill

To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.

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Virginia passes legislation that could shutter all of the state’s abortion clinics, but maybe they haven’t gone far enough

If pro-lifers can’t outright ban abortion, they sure as shit can make the process an enormous pain in the ass for everyone involved, not like it’s not already an incredibly traumatizing event. Virginia’s new regulations require stupid and expensive architectural changes to all abortion clinics, like five foot wide hallways and one parking space per bed, even though abortion isn’t an overnight procedure.

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This would have been a picture of my 2-month old baby if the mother had decided to not KILL our child!

When 35 year old Greg Fultz’s girlfriend became pregnant, she decided not to keep the baby. Fultz, of Alamagordo, New Mexico, decided that he was going to shame his girlfriend for her actions by buying the above billboard. And now the ex-girlfriend is suing for harassment and invasion of privacy.

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This just in: People are really fucking stupid

OMG ABORTIONS I CAN’T WAIT

So a couple days ago, The Onion ran a story titled “Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex”. THE ONION. Even if it was a far lesser known satire site, it’s an obvious bit of hyperbole, mocking the fears of some conservatives. And yet, somehow quite a few anti-abortion people took it seriously and took to Facebook to vent their fright.

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