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Afternoon music: GOAT and Your MOM “Quack Like a Duck” (NSFW)

So I came across this gem earlier today. Have a safe Memorial Day weekend!

Chinese cicada penis statue on eBay, just in time for cicada season

I’m an east coaster/DC area guy looking more info on when these cicadas are supposed to emerge.. naturally i found myself on ebay looking for cicada memorabilia.

posted 24 May, 2013
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One dead in minor fender bender, story at 11.

And now, here’s that video of Ke$ha drinking her own pee

On Ke$ha’s reality show on MTV, her friends convinced the singer that drinking one’s own urine was healthy, so she decides to pee into a bottle in the back of a minivan and throw it back. And she makes so much more money than you.

Here. Never sleep again.

(Source: kryptmotion)

IHC After Dark music: DJ Ozma “Spiderman”

Kid Dressed as Hitler Ask People Questions

British soldier brutally hacked to death in broad daylight by terrorists in London

While many radical Islamic terrorists prefer using explosives, a pair of men who identify themselves as fighting for Islam brutally hacked a British soldier to death in broad daylight with knives and meat cleavers in southwest London. After the murder, the men chatted with reporters, encouraged bystanders to take photos and then attacked police who arrived on the scene.

Just park that anywhere.

Targeted advertising.

Shhh… no words…

IHC After Dark music awfulness: “It’s Tan Mom!”

Remember that lady that got in trouble a while back for taking her young daughter to a tanning salon? The lady whose skin tone once resembled a well-roasted duck or a worn leather couch? She’s now got her own song and music video, and it just might make your head explode.