Doomsday prophet Harold Camping just doesn’t know when to quit. After incorrectly predicting the end of the world earlier this year, he now says the “real” end of the world is this October 21st. But… I have shit to do on the 21st. What about the 25th? I’m free on the 25th.
This is one of my drawings I did to celebrate the looming armageddon.
Harold Camping, the radio Doomsday preacher that predicted the end of the world last month has suffered a stroke at his home at his home in Alameda last Thursday.
So I guess we’re almost done with making fun of the people who thought the world would end this past weekend, but in that whole stupidness, an anon asked a good discussion question: If you knew for certain that the world would end in a day or two— say there was a gigantic Australia-sized asteroid headed for Earth and it was only a day or two out and there wasn’t shit we could do to stop it, and you and 99.5% of the human population was going to be toast in a couple days, what would you do?
As anyone with half a brain cell could have guessed, the Rapture didn’t happen yesterday and the world went on as normal. This wouldn’t have been news except for the fact that Harold Camping, the owner and founder of Family Radio went on a million dollar buying spree to advertise across the US that it would indeed happen on May 21st.
Today’s the day when some Christians think that Jesus is going to come and take all the believers and leave the sinners behind to party hardy… not like no one’s ever predicted that before. But if you’re reading this, I guess it means you’ve been left behind and Jesus isn’t coming for you. Sorry about that. But the upside is now there’s more parking at the mall. And more sluts.