The Rapture has been moved to October 21, mark your calendars

Doomsday prophet Harold Camping just doesn’t know when to quit. After incorrectly predicting the end of the world earlier this year, he now says the “real” end of the world is this October 21st. But… I have shit to do on the 21st. What about the 25th? I’m free on the 25th.
IHC After Dark: In case you’ve been left behind in the Rapture, watch this
You must be full of fear and despair. I know. Grab a hatchet and a machete and get busy, because things are gonna get ugly.
IHC Art: If the world is going to end, at least we wont go hungry.

This is one of my drawings I did to celebrate the looming armageddon.
Doomsday soothsayer Harold Camping suffers a stroke

Harold Camping, the radio Doomsday preacher that predicted the end of the world last month has suffered a stroke at his home at his home in Alameda last Thursday.
Harold Camping finally comes outside and speaks to the press. Sort of.
The International Business Times finally got pastor Harold Camper to stick his head out of this door to answer questions about the rapture that didn’t happen, and of course he doesn’t have any answers other than “I don’t know, leave me alone”.
Daily Discussion: If you knew you it were the end of the world, what would you do?

So I guess we’re almost done with making fun of the people who thought the world would end this past weekend, but in that whole stupidness, an anon asked a good discussion question: If you knew for certain that the world would end in a day or two— say there was a gigantic Australia-sized asteroid headed for Earth and it was only a day or two out and there wasn’t shit we could do to stop it, and you and 99.5% of the human population was going to be toast in a couple days, what would you do?
Morning comics: The Rapture of 2011 by The Oatmeal
Those believers better be thankful it didn’t happen, because it could have been worse than they imagined.
Your post Rapture-didn’t-happen roundup

As anyone with half a brain cell could have guessed, the Rapture didn’t happen yesterday and the world went on as normal. This wouldn’t have been news except for the fact that Harold Camping, the owner and founder of Family Radio went on a million dollar buying spree to advertise across the US that it would indeed happen on May 21st.
Woman tries to kill herself and her children because of the Rapture
It’s all fun and games until dumbasses like this ruin it for everybody.
If you’re reading this, either you’ve been left behind (TM) or it’s not the end of the world

Today’s the day when some Christians think that Jesus is going to come and take all the believers and leave the sinners behind to party hardy… not like no one’s ever predicted that before. But if you’re reading this, I guess it means you’ve been left behind and Jesus isn’t coming for you. Sorry about that. But the upside is now there’s more parking at the mall. And more sluts.
Old but relevant Rapture prank
So Christian comedian (oxymoron?) Richard Praytor makes his stupid female friend believe the Rapture happened while she was in the bathroom. It’s so funny because it’s so easy… like doing a magic trick for a dog.

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