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Ninety year old woman goes crazy for virtual reality

This 90 year old grandmother gets to try out some Oculus Rift VR goggles and she takes quite a liking to them.

GOD DAMMIT GRANDMA YOU DUMB BITCH

posted 09 April, 2013
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After 50 years and nearly half a million dicks, 70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring

Twin sisters Louise and Martine Fokkens have been working as prostitutes in Amsterdam’s red light district for fifty years. Now 70 years old, the pair have decided it’s time to hang up their garters after receiving a combined estimated 355,000 dicks into their pasty orifices.

ASAP Science looks at the science of aging

Aging is a real bitch, but from a biological perspective, why does it happen? Watch and be edumacated.

Swag.

posted 28 February, 2013
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This 60 year old guy could kick your ass. Everyone here, except maybe Yenski.

Via

posted 21 February, 2013
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Touch the dog. I dare ya.

posted 13 February, 2013
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Go on grandma… smell the internet.

posted 23 January, 2013
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You said it, grandpa.

posted 14 January, 2013
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Fuck your photo.

posted 04 January, 2013
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World’s oldest person dies at the age of 116

The oldest person in the world, Bessie Cooper of Georgia, died today at the age of 116. She was a suffragette and in her 20s, the school teacher rallied women in her state to get out and vote. The cause of death was listed as “Old as hell”.