Update: McDonald’s beatdown cashier cleared after 11 days of grand jury testimony

Rayon McIntosh, the McDonald’s cashier who was caught on video several months ago beating down a pair of woman who leapt the counter to attack him was cleared of all charges after eleven days of grand jury testimony.
Daily Discussion: The McRib. Love it or hate it?

It’s that time of year again, when McDonald’s rolls out the McRib like it’s the second (third, fourth, fifth…) coming of Jesus, and the reactions are mixed. Some people could eat the McRib all day every day and bathe in its succulent barbecue juices, others hate it. So where do you stand? You have to pick a side right now.
McDonald’s launches its own in-restaurant TV channel

If you’ve ever been to a McDonald’s, sitting there chewing on your McRib, mindlessly watching a silent CNN and wondering why there isn’t more corporate-centric McProgramming, you’re in luck. McDonald’s will soon rolling out their very own TV channel.
McDonald’s employee brutally beats two customers with a metal rod
I don’t even know how to insert a “make me a sammich” joke into this video. McDonalds worker goes crazy after women jump the counter and slap him. I know when you’re working at a job like that, you want to go crazy on people, but usually better judgment prevails.
The huge queue to get into the first McDonald’s in Moscow, 1990
You remember this? In 1990, this video of a line going around and around the block for people to get a Big Mac or fries in the first McDonald’s in Russia was all over the news. It was an example of how awful the situation was in the Communist Soviet Union and how awesome the United States was in comparison. Well, it was true, because the Soviet Union collapsed a year later.
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McDonald’s manager has had it with your hipster coning bullshit
A pretty blonde girl goes to McDonald’s with the intention of making her own coning video, but the manager isn’t having any of that shit in his McDonald’s.
Ronald McDonald tried, but he could not escape Venice
McDonald’s free WiFi: Mac vs PC
I remember this sort of thing years ago, when I was doing phone tech support for Bell South dial-up. Even for someone that wasn’t a moron, walking through the dial-up setup process on Windows took about 20-30 minutes or more and on a Mac, even with the biggest mouthbreather on the planet, it took about a minute.
McDonald’s mad science: Making McNuggets better by injecting them with sauce

How to make your McNuggets even better than they already are? It’s so fucking simple, it’s brilliant. Take a plastic syringe and inject them with yummy, yummy nugget sauce.
McDonald’s McConnect would let you a/s/l video chat with people around the world
This is sort of a cool concept— it’s sort of like ChatRoulette inside McDonald’s, only with less penises. The idea is that McDonald’s has hundreds of thousands of restaurants around the world and wouldn’t it be cool if you’re having breakfast in New York and chat with someone having lunch in Malaysia. Right now, this is just a concept that as far as I know isn’t official in the hallowed Hamburger Halls, but it could be interesting.
Wisconsin man eats his 25,000th Big Mac. Good for him I guess.

57 year old Donald Gorske of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin is a man with a goal and a dream. Since 1972, he’s eating two Big Macs a day religiously and yesterday he reached his 25,000th Big Mac. So he’s definitely got that going for him, for whatever that’s worth.
Shit gets crazy as hell, people get run over during an altercation at a McDonald’s hiring day event in Cleveland

Yesterday at McDonald’s across America, as many as 50,000 people were promised to be hired the same day for McDonald’s National Hiring Day. Good for the economy, good for those who need some sort of job. Bad for a pair of McDonald’s employees in Cleveland who got run over by an enraged woman in the parking lot of their store and had to be taken to the hospital.
Need a jobby job? McDonald’s will be hiring 50k in one day on April 19

Unemployment’s gotten a little better in the past few months, but it still isn’t that great. But if you do need yourself a jobby job in a hurry, McDonald’s announced last week that it would be hiring 50,000 new employees in the US all on April 19. Working at McDonald’s isn’t the best job ever, but it’s something to pay the bills.

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