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WHY IS THIS ICE CREAM SO TINY

posted 11 February, 2013
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Expendables Fruit Juice is the only juice made with 100% PURE TESTOSTERONE

posted 16 January, 2013
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This is what it would have sounded like had Arnold Schwarzenegger done the voice of Darth Vader

He’s no James Earle Jones, but he ain’t bad, this Schwarzenegger guy.

posted 15 January, 2013
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is on board for Terminator 5 and 6

Just so you’re not confused, Arnold Schwarzenegger is absolutely on board for lots more action movies until his body wears out and his old man moobs take over. It looks like that Schwarzenegger will be on board for at least two more Terminator movies, so there’s that.

posted 04 December, 2012
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Conan the Barbarian is getting rebooted, this time with Arnold

Last year’s Conan movie starring Jason Momoa had its heart in the right place, but didn’t do so well in theaters. So Hollywood is trying another Conan movie, bringing Arnold Schwarzenegger back to the role, wrinkly old man boobs and all.

posted 03 November, 2012
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Arnold Schwarzenegger tweets a picture of himself in costume for ‘Ten’

Now that Schwarzenegger is all done playing governor, he’s back to being a busy Hollywood action hero, even as his skin and muscles start to sag. Yesterday, he tweeted the above photo of himself in full costume for his upcoming lead role in David Ayer’s movie ‘Ten’.

posted 28 October, 2012
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Check out the first trailer for ‘The Last Stand’, Schwarzenegger’s comeback movie

The official trailer for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “The Last Stand”. A drug cartel leader busts out of a courthouse and speeds to the Mexico border, where the only thing in his path is a sheriff (Schwarzenegger) and his inexperienced staff. Opening 2013.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar and the Predator finally settle their differences and shake hands

This historic diplomatic meeting, between Arnold and the Predator race happened at the Stan Winston School of Character Arts. There is peace in the universe.

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Arnold and Stallone get shoulder surgery together like a couple of bros

This is what happens when you let old guys make action movies. After they were done shooting Expendables 2, both actors realized they needed some shoulder work done after all that ass kicking.

“After all the action, stunts [and] physical abuse shooting ‘The Expendables 2’ and ‘The Last Stand’, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder,” Arnold writes on WhoSay. “Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery.”

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posted 09 February, 2012
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Awesome Craigslist thing of the day: Hand-painted Arnold and Maria vase

Just look at them, looking like Spanish Conquistadors. Irish and Austrian Spanish conquistadors, but whatever. This would look great pretty much anywhere in your home.

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posted 03 February, 2012
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Meanwhile in America…

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary

Arnold’s running commentary on the DVD version of Total Recall is either the best or the worst DVD commentary track of all time.

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posted 21 November, 2011
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Only Arnold and Bill Cosby can get away with wearing a sweater this fucking hideous

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posted 10 November, 2011
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Confirmed: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s comeback movie will be the western The Last Stand

Now that he’s officially getting a divorce and the heat has died down on his affair/love child scandal, it’s time for Arnold to get back to what he does best— make movies. Before the affair broke, there was talk of another Terminator movie or another Predator movie, but it looks like that Arnold’s first post-politics film will be the western The Last Stand.