All Posts Tagged With: "work"

If stop signs were designed by corporate committee [Work Sucks]

Take something as simple as a stop sign, add in a team of non-designers trying to design it, throw in a heap of inefficient, out of touch corporate hierarchy and a whole lot of nonsensical guidelines and perceived expectations and you get… something that’s completely unrecognizable as something that would tell you to stop your [...]

29Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Internet Classics: What is Sexual Harassment? [Work Sucks]

What is sexual harassment? How do you know if you’ve been sexually harassed at work or if you’re actively sexually harassing someone? With this helpful video, you’ll be able to identify the signs of being sexually harassed, like if someone asks if you want to rub your oily cocks together, it might be [...]

28Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Dilbert the animated series: The Name [I Heart TV]

In this episode of Dilbert, the company needs a new name for their flagship product and Dilbert is in charge of finding one before he turns into a chicken.

8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Bill Gates thinks Microsoft’s website sucks ass [I Heart Tech]

Yes, this is a real email. It’s been confirmed by Gates, just in case you were gonna ask. And really, it’s not an uncommon type of email from a president or co-founder of a company to send out to other people in the company– something sucks, it’s your job as the head of [...]

26Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The Great Office Nerf War of Aught Eight [Work Sucks]

We all remember that day… we’ll never forget… when the first Nerf shot was fired and the sides were readied and foam was shed. Yes, the Great Office Nerf War of Aught Eight… it was brutal. It was soft. It was mildly enjoyable. Office life just wouldn’t be the same without [...]

20Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Punching your employees in the face [Work Sucks]

Production company Action Figure has created one hell of a cool viral video in which a number of their employees are punched in the face in slow motion by a boxing glove while doing various things like drinking water, chewing gum etc.

11Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Stay focused, don’t get distracted (NSFW) [Pic]

When doing your job, do it well… even if there are half a dozen naked women trying to distract you from the task at hand.

2Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

When your job is to stick your arm in a crocodile’s mouth, there will be days like this (Graphic Vid) [The More You Know]

For every job, there’s hazards. For some it’s paper cuts or the danger of developing a fat ass. For others, the danger is getting your arm bitten off by a crocodile. For each his own. This guy has probably done this routine a thousand times, but this time is a little [...]

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Sir, your 9am appointment is here… [The Daily Hotness]

It’s always good to start the morning with an invigorating meeting to get yourself ready for the work week. Fortunately she has just the thing.

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Design Coding rap by the Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) [I Heart Internets]

SEO guru, web designer and rapper the Poetic Prophet unleashes a fierce new rhyme about how to build a user-friendly, CSS optimized website. Honestly, this is pure awesome and should be required watching for any new graphic designer or CSS designer. And don’t miss his other fresh beats on things like link building [...]

16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Ever-growing list of obsolete job skills [Work Sucks]

If the strongest skill on your resume is VCR repair, programming in Prolog or adjusting the heads on a 9-track player, maybe it’s time to go back to community college and get some real skills. Thankfully, there’s obsoleteskills.com, a quickly growing database of skills that no one needs anymore or won’t need in the [...]

4Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Beards: The new hotness [Video]

Recently, the Chicago Tribune wrote an article on how beards are making a big comeback. I recently grew a beard, but no because it’s cool or anything, but because I like to change my look up every few years and well, I had never had a true beard before, so I thought why not. Men [...]

17Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued