All Posts Tagged With: "weeners"
Before and after photos of men with hidden penis syndrome (NSFW) [The More You Know]
If you have hidden penis syndrome, it’s very likely you would already be well aware that you had it. As in, you would have been living a life up to this point where no matter your weight, you’ve never actually seen your own dick because it’s been living inside you like a scared little octopus. [...]
14Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes [I Heart Music]
In the Beastie Boys song, “B-Boys Makin’ With the Freak Freak”, there’s a spoken word sample that’s become more legendary than the song itself– the voice of an older black guy saying “Shit, if it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes”. Ask anyone who’s heard that [...]
2Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
How condoms are made [The More You Know]
Condoms, you may think come from some magic condom tree to help you to not be a father, but they actually come from FACTORIES. Where men in white coats make sure that they’re the right size for your pecker, that they’re free of holes and that they’re properly lubricated. What a job.
29Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
“Art with my penis”… epic art fail [Art]
I’m all for people making artistic statements using their genitalia, but when I ran across this, it sort of falls into the category of people who are trying way too hard to try and make an artistic statements with their genitalia and fails miserably. Taking pictures of your junk and running one Photoshop filter after another on it is just you enjoying looking at your junk in Photoshop.
23Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Jamie Lynn Spears raps about reproduction [The More You Know]
Jamie Lynn Spears (or actually a really spot-on look alike) raps for the kids y’all about how babies are made. With the weener and the vageener and the fallopian tubes.
12Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Clothes? I don’t need no clothes to play accordian! [Pic]
This is probably SFW. Maybe. There’s no naughty parts showing, just a naked guy with a big bushy mustache and a very nice accordian.
10Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Afternoon music video: “Tween My Lips” by Food for Animals (NSFW) [I Heart Music]
Afternoon video, not morning video? Yeah, well this video for “Tween My Lips” by Food for Animals is as awesome as it is NSFW due to a fat CGI white guy who just happens to be very naked. Enjoy.
8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Movie Scenes to Remember: Penis Size from Casual Sex? [I Heart Movies]
I’ll admit that before I met my wife I had never even heard of the movie Casual Sex? and when she introduced it to me, I didn’t think I’d like it. “Eh, 80s chick flick” I thought to myself. But it’s actually a pretty good movie and it has a great performance by Andrew [...]
6Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Sunday Sin: A couple different ways to get cream in your morning coffee (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]
In this week’s Sunday Sin, we look at coffee. Oh how I do love coffee. We’re going to look at two videos that go about whitening up one’s coffee in different ways, with breast milk and with baby batter.
6Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Chemical in watermelon may work like Viagra [News]
Just keep staring at these melons. Can you feel the citrulline working?
Summer’s the perfect time for watermelon, so here’s a bit of watermelon news: scientists have discovered that watermelon holds a natural chemical, citrulline, that relaxes the blood vessels, much like Viagra. Expect to see fly-by-night companies to start rolling out useless “all-organic Viagra” [...]
The morning rise of Horton: A vintage adult cartoon (probably SFW-sh) [I Heart Kink]
Believe it or not, people had dirty minds way before the invention of the internet. To wit: the cartoon adventure of Horton and his unruly morning wood. Probably SFW since it’s a “quaint” old cartoon and whatnot.
28Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Taking punches to the throat and kicks to the groin [The More You Know]
In this video, several masters of the art of Combat Ki demonstrate their ability to take hard punches to the throat and wince-inducing kicks to the groin. All in a day’s work.
21Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Internet classics: Pickle Surprise! [I Heart Internets]
In this incredibly odd video from 1990, a whole bunch of transvestites and one weird alien creature for a pickle for a head have one simple mantra in this cooking show parody.
21Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Chart of women’s penis size preferences [Pic]
As you can see from this handy-dandy chart, medium is the ideal size. Medium is the new awesome. Go medium.
20Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
How To: Hide an unwanted erection at school [How To]
Puberty is an odd time for both guys and girls– girls get picked on for their boobs that appear overnight and guys suffer the agony of being ambushed by a rogue boner right in front of your entire class. Here’s some tips that you may have tried when you were in middle school and [...]
20May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
What’s the best way to break up a news conference? How about a flying rubber penis? [Operation MF]
Oh those wacky Russians and their sense of humor. During this Russian news conference, which looks pretty dull from what I can tell even though I don’t speak a word of Russian. That is until some prankster decides to break up the party with a remote controlled helicopter dildo aimed straight at Gary [...]
20May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The best free pr0n is at Wikipedia (NSFW) [I Heart Internets]
You may or may not know that in addition to being an endless source of information, speculation, rumors, lies and tomfoolery that Wikipedia is also a great place to find porn. Yes, really. We have a collection that is NSFW and Not Safe for Dialup of some of the best of Wikipedia’s secret stash.
20May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
Wikipedia says George Bush is a spurting, throbbing dick (NSFW) [I Heart Internets]
As you can see from the photo above, Wikipedia is a never-ending source of both fact and lewd political commentary. And porn. The George W. Bush Wikipedia page has long since been returned to normal unfortunately, but if you want to see the removed edit in Wikipedia’s revisions history, you can click here [...]
19May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
What’s happening to my genitals? The best sex-ed video ever. [The More You Know]
There’s an inherit silliness in sex-ed videos, but when you put one together with a talking penis named Pauly and a vagina that looks like a wrinkly old woman, the end result is comedy gold. In this video, Pauly Penis talks about what happens when a boy goes through puberty. You won’t ever [...]
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 6 comments | Continued
Was Michael Phelps’ 7th gold medal… A CONSPIRACY??? [Stupid]
Loading ...
@ cranberryzero
I'm grateful you do not :p (But if you find someone who does, dude. Pics.) 
Dude probably set the fire. 
Very useful information. You could also add that if you must fight back, aim for between the eyes or the ...