All Posts Tagged With: "vagina"
Clean your cooter the Douche-Ups way! [Video]
It’s a whole new way to clean your cootch! With Douche-Ups! Hooray!
24Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Ad flashback: When talking to your mom about douching was cool [I Heart TV]
God, I love these commercials. Those tender mother-daughter moments when the conversation turns to douching. Wait, do people still douche? I have no idea. And don’t forget that Massengill has “Effectal”! It’s what plants crave! Via: Gigglesugar
15Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
A woman plays a kazoo with her hoo-ha (SFW) [I Heart Music]
You don’t have musical talent. You can’t play kazoo with your cootchie, so no, you don’t have musical talent. Sure it’s fake, but it’s funny.
17Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Friday evening timewaster: Cunt, the game [I Heart Games]
It’s Friday night, what else are you doing but sitting around surfing the Internet with your dick in your hand? Here’s a fun little Flash game, where you spin around a giant creepy old vagina monster, killing STDs. It’s fun as hell and it’s got some seriously mesed up graphics and it’s called Cunt, so [...]
15Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Kameisha gets blunt about queefing [The More You Know]
Kameisha is doing this video blog just for you. Just because you think you’re the only one out there that queefs. But it’s not true, KAMEISHA QUEEFS TOO! (NSFW language)
13Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The Big Empty: What it’s like to be in Selma Blair’s vagina… very very cold [I Heart Movies]
In this very strange short film, doctors discover a barren, frozen wasteland inside Selma Blair’s vagina. And then it gets really weird. Come for the obvious metaphor, stay for the brunette hotness.
14Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Alexyss Tylor stands in Vagina Power… with her mother in tow? [I Heart TV]
Public access TV show host goes all crazy on being a pussy pilot while her mother sits next to her looking disapprovingly on her crazy.
13Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Jamie Lynn Spears raps about reproduction [The More You Know]
Jamie Lynn Spears (or actually a really spot-on look alike) raps for the kids y’all about how babies are made. With the weener and the vageener and the fallopian tubes.
12Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The incredible, edible vibrating hoo-ha (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]
Wow. I’ve seen pussy in my day but I’ve never ever seen one do this. If I ever was a contributing factor to a pussy vibrating like a tuning fork like that, well I’d just have to get it on video and show it to everybody. Even my mom.
5Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Patent alert: The Vagina Bong is a bong you use with a vagina [I Heart Kink]
As you probably noticed from the above picture, the Vagina Bong doesn’t look a whole lot like a vagina. Instead, if I may direct your attention to the open end at the bottom, the Vagina Bong sits comfortably in the opening of the vagina, using the vaginal canal as a water reservoir from which [...]
19Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Movie titles that could be improved by replacing one word with “vagina” [I Heart Movies]
I can’t imagine a movie title that couldn’t be improved by adding the word vagina, really. But here’s a list as the best as I can figure of movies that would be so much cooler and probably sell a crapload more tickets had they had the word vagina in the title.
18May2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued
What’s happening to my genitals? The best sex-ed video ever. [The More You Know]
There’s an inherit silliness in sex-ed videos, but when you put one together with a talking penis named Pauly and a vagina that looks like a wrinkly old woman, the end result is comedy gold. In this video, Pauly Penis talks about what happens when a boy goes through puberty. You won’t ever [...]
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 8 comments | Continued
Gynecologists say the darndest things [The More You Know]
Oh gynecologists– they’re so wacky. When a woman has to undergo the humbling and possibly humiliating examination of her girl parts, often gynos will try to break the tension with a joke, a funny story and sometimes they’re just plain rude. Here’s some of the best and worst things an OB-GYN have said to their patients.
3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Friday Weekly Roundup: Violins, vaginas, videos and more [Weekly Roundup]
How’s your week been? Mine has been pretty decent I suppose. This last week, we’ve had a little more NSFW stuff than normal and more videos. Why? No real reason really, that’s just the way things happen.
2May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
This post is brought to you by the letter V: A girl plays a violin with her vayjay (NSFW) [Video]
This young woman is quite talented. So talented in fact, she can play “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on the violin while holding the bow in her clam. Ed McMahon would be speechless. NSFW.
26Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
How to: Deliver a baby in an emergency [How To]
In this goofy police training video from the 1960s, you can learn how to emotionlessly help to deliver a baby in an emergency when doctors aren’t around. The only things I can remember from watching this is: stay calm, take off her panties and DON’T DROP THE FUCKING BABY. Oh, and just because [...]
22Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Female anatomy in cross-stitch [Art]
If having fancy dinnerware with girl parts on them isn’t enough for you, try having some cross-stitched pillows lying around that are decorated with things like uteruses, fallopian tubes and breast tissue. Sure to be a hit next time the parents come over.
Click here to see the cross-stitching in their full glory via Craftster.
The China Vagina collection: Fancy plates with pretty lady parts [I Heart Kink]
Say it’s your grandmother’s birthday. Or your son’s high school graduation, or just a nice night alone with your special someone. You want to have a dinner that’s special and unforgettable, right? So why settle for stupid old boring plates when you could have fancy China painted with vaginas?
17Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
A magic product just for women [Pic]
Those clever Chinese– they’ve invented a cream that not only kills sperm, lubricates and disinfects, but it also kills HIV and gives you a tighter snatch. Apply it to the hoo-ha. Apply it to the hoo-ha.
8Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Recite these Daily Links seven times and evil spirits will be summoned [Daily Links]
How to ruin perfectly good stuffed animals with fake sexual orifices [I Heart Kink]
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