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Keep your retarded kids happy with Down Syndrome Dolls [Toys]

If you’ve found that your child’s or your own normal dolls are lacking something… special… as in riding the short bus sort of special, look no further, because someone has made a doll just as special and crippled looking as you are.  It’s Down Syndrome Dolls, specializing in creating hideous looking dolls that mock everything [...]

18Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 16 comments | Continued
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Some of the craziest Lego skills ever by the Brothers Brick [Art]

I’m of the school of thought that Lego sculptures that are extremely realistic but consist soley of a zillion of the same small rectangle bricks in different colors is… well… sort of cheating.  Software does the planning for you and all you have to do really is spend days putting it together.  It looks pretty, [...]

12Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Ren and Stimpy artist John K turns the candidates into rubber toys [Politics Suck]

File this under shit that I would love to have for office toys– artist John K, the twisted mind behind Ren and Stimpy, has applied his considerable skill towards lampooning McCain, Obama and Hillary in a series of PVC toys.  Click here for pics and information on pre-ordering.  Christmas will be here before you know [...]

9Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Piss off your friends and relative forever with a stuffed, talking Murloc toy [IHC and WoW]

For those who aren’t World of Warcraft players, you may think “wow, that’s a pretty cute humanoid amphibian thing”. No. Back away slowly. That is a Murloc and it is pure insanity and evil. Even if the first time you squeeze it hear the awful BLAAARARARAGH and think “oh how neat”, [...]

8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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How To: Make a Twittering teddy bear [How To]

Allison and Lloyd, hosts of MyHouse 2.0, show how to turn an animatronic Teddy Ruxpin-style teddy bear into a talking Twitter updater by feeding it Twitter updates that go through a text to speech translator.

22Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The Talking Jesus Doll is the perfect way for your kids to hate you forever [Stupid]

Say you really, really want to brainwash the shit out of your kid and you just don’t have enough hours in the day to accomplish your nefarious goal… what is a parent to do?  Introduce them to the Talking Jesus Doll, which is like this generation’s Teddy Ruxpin of Smiting.  Sit your little snowflake down [...]

18Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Copyright infringement is teh funny [Pic]

Photo of cheap Chinese-made toy (with Bart rocking the crotch rocket) from Baxterslate.

7Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Get your animal dissection toys while they’re hot [JapanWTF]

Giant Robot now has a complete collection of Japanese animal dissection toys. What are animal dissection toys you ask? Well obviously, plastic animal toys that you can take apart to see how their innards fit together

24Jan2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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