All Posts Tagged With: "Star Wars"

Don’t make C3PO have to pimp-slap a bitch [Pic]

27Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Ewoks Gospel… don’t hate on the Ewoks [I Heart Music]

Some people hate the Ewoks as being a low point in the original Star Wars trilogy, but they really shouldn’t… that anger should really be directed towards Episodes 1-3 and the Clone Wars. The Ewoks have nothing to do with that and are a viable part of the original trilogy. So here’s a [...]

17Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Star Wars vs. Clerks mash-up from IHC’s own InformationDesk [I Heart Movies]

It’s time for another awesome Star Wars mash-up from our very own InformationDesk. This time it’s a wacky mash of Revenge of the Sith and the “how many dicks have you sucked” scenes from Clerks. Stay til the very end, it’s well worth it.

21Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Star Wars vs Rush hour mashup from IHC’s own InformationDesk [I Heart Movies]

So IHC author-type guy InformationDesk sent this vid to me a while back while it was still in production and it seems like it’s been forever that he finally got it up on Youtube, but the slow-simmering is well worth it for the awesome lulz in this mashup. If you think that there’s nothing [...]

19Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Female stormtroopers have boob-fitting uniforms? Awesome. [Pic]

Oooh hot stormtrooper ladies… with form fitting midriff stormtrooper outfits. Sure they probably don’t stop lasers all that well, but they probably bring all the drones to the yard.

17Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Boba Fett does Flashdance [I Heart Movies]

in this great little stop-motion animation, Boba Fett recreates a bit of Flashdance and looks faaabulous doing so. Who knew he had it in him?

6Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Hooker dresses up as a Stormtrooper for a client (SFW) [I Heart Kink]

In this SFW video, a hooker… as in a real Reno “gotta pay for the shit” hooker shows off her sexy Stormtrooper costume that she wears for a client with a very interesting request indeed. All in a day’s work.

3Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Things you can’t do as a Stormtrooper [I Heart Movies]

As a Stormtrooper, you’re part of an elite group of Rebel-killing soldiers and as long as you obey your master, the world is your oyster. Except there’s some things that the fancy Stormtrooper suit just won’t allow you to do. Pilates for example.

16Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Chewbacca will make you his bitch [Pic]

Chewie has you in his sights for some hardcorde slut training. RRAAAAARWWWGGGH.

14Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

A floppy disk drive that plays the Imperial March [I Heart Tech]

Behold– a floppy disk drive that’s been modified to play the Imperial March from Star Wars as it scans the disk. It is a geeky thing of beauty.

12Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Internet Classic: Darth Vader is a jerk [I Heart Movies]

Darth Vader is such a jerk. Every time you try to talk to him, he’s trying to be a joker. I’m so glad I don’t work for Darth Vader.

7Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Monday moment of zen: A crawfish taunts a cat while a jaunty version of Darth Vader’s Imperial March plays in the background [JapanWTF]

Regardless of the whole interaction between the cat and the crawfish, the piccolo / ukulele / tuba version of the Imperial March is pretty awesome.

26May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Star Wars Lego symphony [I Heart Movies]

This is a great short animation showing Darth Vader leading a symphony of Stormtroopers playing the Imperial March. Isn’t little Lego Darth Vader so fucking cute with his stubby little legs? Awww isn’t that just so god damn cute?

17May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Darth Vader is a bad ass blues man [I Heart Movies]

In this brilliant video from Youtuber Billyfaithfull, Darth Vader shows off his crazy skills at blues harmonica. I guess when you’re Darth Vader, there’s nothing to do in between killing rebels but play the blues.

16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Knowing is half the battle: The best sci-fi PSAs [The More You Know]

It used to be that Saturday morning cartoons weren’t just all fun and games– many of them had serious messages to kids about everything from where’s a bad place to play hide and seek to drinking and sexual abuse.

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Star Wars Lego gangster rap [I Heart Internets]

So… how many times can you recycle a tired old Internet meme? The original Star Wars rap has been done and redone and redone. But god help me, I still find it awesome. I can’t help it, it’s probably a chemical imbalance. So is it better in Legos? It’s not [...]

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

R2-D2 and C3PO on Sesame Street [I Heart TV]

Sooner or later, everyone in the TV, movie or music industry ends up on Sesame Street. Everybody. So it’s little surprise to find this clip from I think the early 80s, showing that the two shiny happy Star Wars droids hanging with the Muppets.

31Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

If Saul Bass did the titles for Star Wars [I Heart Movies]

Saul Bass practically defined the look of movie title sequences for over 20 years– doing title sequences for Hitchcock films such as Vertigo and North by Northwest, as well as classics such as The Magnificent Seven and West Side Story, and his style was heavily influential for graphics and titles well through the 70s. [...]

4Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Antique R2 D2 made from a beer barrel [Pic]

This wonderful piece of steampunk’d art comes from Deviantart’s Amoebabloke. It’s for sale if you’ve got the paper.

24Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Saturday Cuteness Overload: Star Wars according to a 3 year old [I Heart Movies]

First we had a Korean toddler singing Hey Jude, now we’ve upped the cutemeter up– way up– with this 3 year old giving her synopsis of Star Wars Episode IV. It’s adorable god dammit.

23Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued