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All Posts Tagged With: "shit"

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Daily Links so awesome, they’ll burn your whole neighborhood to the ground [Daily Links]

Top 11 Lamest Blogs– NO, I Heart Chaos is not one of them (PC World)
Prince says God hates homos. Yeah, that Prince. The one who runs around in gold spandex assless pants (Gawker)
Newsweek asks: Is Obama the Antichrist? (Newsweek)
10 things your dad never told you about sex (Just a Guy Thing)

Sam flies down to meet [...]

18Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Steven and Stephen: Two brothers joined at the crotch in Shit Tub [Video]

In this strange little cartoon, Steven and Stephen are two twins joined at the crotch. Steven and Stephen love turtlenecks and they have a very unique way of doing a number two. Very unique, indeed.

11Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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A polar bear makes an underwater poop cloud [The More You Know]

You ever wondered what polar bear poop looked like? Is it a string of nasty logs floating on the Arctic brine? Nay, it is instead a wondrous brown cloud, that probably acts like some sort of smoke screen to keep other creatures at bay.

19Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Here’s to you, elephant-poop-in-a-trashcan-catcher-lady [Pic]


7Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Ask Pat: “What’s a Hot Carl?” [The More You Know]

Ask Pat is your typical sex and health Q and A site… adults, teens, whoever log on and ask Pat their most burning questions. (Sometimes the burning is literal) Well first, the ever-intrepid Delsyd found this question about Hot Carls. And there’s so much more.

6Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Shit Game: the ultimate exercise in creating shit games [I Heart Games]

Indie programmer Mark Johns developed this artistically purposeful piece of shit game in a week as an homage to the history of poorly designed shovelware. The graphics are hand drawn crap, the physics are awful, the levels are stupid, but it all seems to come together in something brilliantly tongue in cheek. You [...]

3Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Enjoy a tasty Japanese poop omelette (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

Japan is often considered a center of world-class cuisine, though it’s probably not for their raw egg enema and poop omelettes. Though I could be wrong– maybe you should keep an eye out for Iron Chef to see if there’s a poop and egg ingredient episode somewhere in there. Click here to see [...]

31Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Attacked by a snake while wading through a river of crap [The More You Know]

Brady Barr attacked in an underground river of bat guano by a huge python. Wait for the scream.

21Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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More fun with shock videos: 1 Guy 1 Brush (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

So the producers of 2 Girls 1 Cup decided to have a little more fun and pay this guy probably a good chunk of change to brush his teeth with his own shit. And as you can see by the video, he gets a good nasty dollop on that toothbrush.

11Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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More videos to shock your friends: Girltap (NSFW) [JapanWTF]

Of all the things that I think it’s important to stay abreast with on the internet, it’s pornographic shock videos, because you don’t want to be the last one to know about Tubgirl for example while all your friends are like “watch it! watch it! omg!”
So in that line of demented thinking, we have for [...]

8Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
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This man crapped in my kitchen [Pic]

Don’t invite this guy Frank over to your house or he’ll take a dump in your kitchen.

7Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Poop Freeze: Happiness is only a spray away [Dept. of Advertising Nonsense]

Poop Freeze promises that with “just one spray, all your problems go away”. Ah, the eternal promise of capitalism. For pet lovers who are fed up with pooper scooping, wiping up their dog’s nasty solid issue, Poop Freeze is the answer to your eternal happiness. With just one spray, your dog’s [...]

23Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Determination is finishing the race even when there’s liquid shit streaming down your leg and everyone’s laughing at you. [Pic]

I love how the people in the background are like “god damn, I’m glad I don’t exercise. Fuck exercise.”

30May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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2 Girls, 1 Cup: the tattoo [Pic]

Wow. Try explaining that one to the grandkids some day. “You see, there was this video on what we called at the time ‘the internet’…” Possibly NSFW.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Everything you wanted to know about dog shit but were afraid to ask [The More You Know]

Rotten.com answers all of your nagging questions about dog crap. Like what do French people do with dog shit in the cities? Or what does it mean when my dog is scooting his ass on the ground?

7Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
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How To: Bake dog poop cookies [How To]

After yesterday’s cat litter box cake, you might want to exact revenge on the bastard that baked that for you. How so? Dog poop cookies. Not made with real dog poop, because who wants the burden of running from the law just over a stupid batch of cookies? Follow the simple [...]

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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How To: Make a cat litter box cake [How To]

Next time any cake-making occasion comes up, why go with a boring chocolate layer cake or Black Forest cake when you can make a cake that’s as ingenious as it is repulsive to eat… a cake that looks just like a used cat litter box.

2Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 7 comments | Continued
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The amazing, stupendous Belgian poop machine [Art]

A Belgian artist created this charming machine– put food in one end and out the other end? Thick smelly honest to god shit logs. Can’t really call art or crap on this one, because it’s obviously both at the same time. Check out the vid to see how excited a Belgian can get about his own shit.

29Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Five things you may not know about poop [The More You Know]

So you think you know everything there is to know about poop since you saw 2 Girls 1 Cup, right? Wrong.

22Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Sending someone a box of shit in the mail has never been so easy! [I Heart Internets]

Every mentally healthy person has at some time in their life wished there was an easy and discreet way to send a steaming box of shit to someone in the mail. Your boss, your ex-girlfriend, your neighbor, your senator…
Thanks to the magic of shitsenders.com, your dream is now a reality. From their site:
We [...]

27Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued