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All Posts Tagged With: "retards"

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Officer retard loves… BOOBIES! BOOBIES! [Video]

This is one of those things that you come across randomly where you expect the worst and end up being entertained anyway. Because boobies plus guys with Down’s Syndrome dressed up as a cop is always funny.

14Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Enter the Dragon: Sex advice from a genuine helmet-wearing retard [The More You Know]

Hey Dragon, can you tell me how to get pussy? Oh yeah? Absolutely! Sex advice is always better from some helmet-wearing retard riding around a parking lot on his bike. NSFW language.

12Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Retard and cripples Poetry Slam, including cripples in drag [Bad Poetry]

Yes that’s right, today we’ve got a super special Bad Poetry. Special as in “special” as in “special needs”. First is the intro, which is awesome enough, but after that actually comes the poetry. Featuring Travis, who likes fingernail polish and likes to wear women’s clothing. And then he writes a [...]

27Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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When stupid inbred white kids try to be ghetto [Pic]

It’s something hilarious when stupid inbred white kids try really hard to be tough black guys straight out of Compton.

24Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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How to make yourself retarded [Stupid]

So obviously this guy was probably a bit retarded in the first place to try this, but if he did actually suffer brain damage from it, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised. Or sad.

30Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Why having a dog is like having a retarded toddler [Stupid]

I used to think I liked dogs. When I was growing up, we always had no less than two dogs, sometimes three or four. In some of my earliest pictures of me looking happy, it was with this gigantic Golden Retriever named Dusty that I took everywhere. Dusty was an awesome dog, [...]

9Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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It’s a genetic deformity retard bikini holiday! Yay! [Pic]

Genetic deformities and retards in bikinis on a cruise ship… or maybe it’s just a ferry… anyway, that’s what I’m talking about! Not enough of this shit on the internet.

4Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Some retard breakdancing in his kitchen [Stupid]

Some retard in a fat suit breakdancing in his kitchen with hilarious results.

3Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The best of this week of IHC for April 25th [I Heart Internets]

Starting… today we’ve got a weekly roundup of the crap you probably missed the week previous. The best posts, the best comments, the best random shit.

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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“Why I masturbate my son” Or, if you jerk off your retarded son in a forest, does it make a noise? [The More You Know]

Say you’re the father of a young man with cerebral palsy. Young men have desires and what if they can’t express those sexual desires themselves? What if there’s a guy in there just aching to jerk off? Well, you do it for him, right? Right? YOU JERK OFF YOUR RETARDED SON. [...]

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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You think you’re real awesome, huh Woooo [I Heart Internets]

Snicker… here’s a hint lazy eye… if you don’t want people making fun of you for being a) funny looking and b) a dumbass, don’t post a response vid with you making stupid faces and dumbass comments. That’s called adding fuel to the fucking fire.

24Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued