All Posts Tagged With: "rap"
Badly translated rap battle. This is an explosive incindiary device. [I Heart Music]
Take the subject matter of your typical freestyle rap battle– growing up in the ghetto, fucking your girlfriend, my rhymes are better than yours, you’re a fag, etc– and poorly translate them into the whitest, most dry language you possibly can and voila. Thanks to Delsyd for the link.
11Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Morning Music Videos: Large Hadron Collider rap [I Heart Music]
Frankly, it’s about time someone showed that they care enough to write a rap about the Large Hadron Collider. It’s one of the coolest machines ever built by man, and if people rap about their Cadillacs, the LHC deserves like a zillion times more songs in its name. Even if it does create [...]
6Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Morning Music Videos: Destro feat. Baroness singing “Get Money” by Junior MAFIA [I Heart Music]
We see lots of mashups of music and clips from old TV shows or movies, but rarely are they this well crafted. In this video from Dr. Smoov, Junior MAFIA’s song “Get Money” is redone to perfection using bits from the old GI Joe TV show.
5Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Jamie Lynn Spears raps about reproduction [The More You Know]
Jamie Lynn Spears (or actually a really spot-on look alike) raps for the kids y’all about how babies are made. With the weener and the vageener and the fallopian tubes.
12Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Morning wakeup music video: “Spiegeltje met lijntjes” by Bong-Ra [I Heart Music]
This morning we’ve got a rap treat from the Netherlands. Yes, Dutch rap. I don’t speak a word of Dutch and you probably don’t either, but don’t let your lack of knowledge of this weird phlegmy moon language put you off– this song is the shizz. Just let the beat and the [...]
3Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
90s video flashback: “Humpty Dance” by Digital Underground [I Heart Music]
I loved this song back in 1990. Hell, who didn’t? I’ve mostly gotten over associating this song with standing alone at the back of the gym during school dances and now feel free to sing along to great lyrics like “My name is Humpty, spelled with an Umpty”.
30Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Morning music video: Rapper’s Delight by Sugar Hill Gang [I Heart Music]
I’m telling you what need. You need to start off your Thursday with a dose of the original rap superhit by the Sugar Hill Gang, Rapper’s Delight. And as an added bonus, if you click on the video to go to Youtube, you’ll notice the dumbass who submitted it misspelled it as “Raper’s Delight”. [...]
26Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Morning wake up video: “It’s Nasty” by Grandmaster Flash using the board game Guess Who [I Heart Music]
An awesome fan video of Grandmaster Flash’s “It’s Nasty” using tiles from the board game Guess Who in a stop-motion animation.
25Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Two rappers that are whiter and nerdier than you are [I Heart Music]
A couple days ago, when we had the “Who’s the Best White Rapper Ever” poll, I was pleasantly surprised that the two white n’ nerdy rappers– MC 900 Foot Jesus and MC Hawking held their own against Eminem. Word. If you saw the poll and had no idea who either one of these [...]
13Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Star Trek rap 4 da ladies [I Heart TV]
There’s a lot of good and bad geek sci-fi rap jobs out there. This one, which may be somewhat NSFW is pretty damn funny, is not as much about boring-ass teleporters and warp speed as it is about everyone on the Enterprise getting down and nasty with one another. Rrrawr.
3Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
In Soviet Russia, dance breaks you! [I Heart Music]
Take one old film clip of Soviet soldiers dancing, add “It’s Like That” by Run DMC, shake over ice and enjoy.
18May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Mike Gravel does a rap duet with Obamagirl [Politics Suck]
Yes, that’s right. This is not a mashup, it’s no video trickery, it’s the one and only Mike Gravel doing a Soulja Boy style rap duet with the one and only Obamagirl, in which he tries to persuade her over to the Gravelside. God, I’m so glad Mike Gravel is still in the race. Oh, I mean MC Gravella Hella Copter. Fo shizzle.
8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Suburban high school principal raps about throwing away trash. Yeah it’s bad [Stupid]
A high school principal decides to make a rap video about throwing away trash in the style of Soulja Boy. Yes really. Yes it’s incredibly awful. Principals are fucking stupid.
2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Random awesome Youtube video submission roundup [I Heart Internets]
People send me bunches of links to Youtube videos and I’m happy to share them because they’re easy to post and get lots of lulz. But I can’t do a post for every single one, so here’s a rundown of Youtube vids I’ve been sent so far this week. Jolly excellent the lot [...]
24Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 4 comments | Continued
Star Wars Lego gangster rap [I Heart Internets]
So… how many times can you recycle a tired old Internet meme? The original Star Wars rap has been done and redone and redone. But god help me, I still find it awesome. I can’t help it, it’s probably a chemical imbalance. So is it better in Legos? It’s not [...]
21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Design Coding rap by the Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) [I Heart Internets]
SEO guru, web designer and rapper the Poetic Prophet unleashes a fierce new rhyme about how to build a user-friendly, CSS optimized website. Honestly, this is pure awesome and should be required watching for any new graphic designer or CSS designer. And don’t miss his other fresh beats on things like link building [...]
16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued






















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