All Posts Tagged With: "old people"
Ernest Borgnine’s secret to his longevity? “I masturbate a lot” [Video]
In this clip from Fox and Friends, 91 year old Ernest Borgnine is asked to give his secret to why he looks 30 years younger than he actually is. And he gives them an answer they really didn’t want to hear. Oh how I hope that IHC can pick up some good Google [...]
15Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Old man somehow falls UP an escalator [Stupid]
Falling down an escalator? No problem. But falling up an escalator? That kind of things takes a level of ineptitude that can only come from the elderly population.
8Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
CNN visits Japan’s 73 year old porn star sensation [I Heart Kink]
In Japan, there’s a fetish for everyone. Including elder porn. And in that seedy world of elder porn, there is a Ron Jeremy of sorts and he is 73 year old Shigedo Tokuda. Fear not, it’s CNN, so you know it’s SFW and tasteful.
31Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
It’s raining McCain hallelujah it’s raining McCain [Politics Suck]
If you’re going to make a music video for your favorite candidate, that’s perfectly fine, nothing wrong with that, but try and first get people that are attractive for the video and if you can’t round that up, at least go for people that have any sense of musical talent. You may want to [...]
22Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Come here and show grandpa some love [Pic]
I can only hope when I get old that I have young hot girls coming to sit in my lap to let me grope them. I don’t care if they think it’s funny or cute, a handful of firm boobies is a handful of firm boobies.
22Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
90 year old woman talks about sex. Oh, and give a nasty BJ while she’s at it. (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]
Her cooking is way better than your grandmother’s.
If this were just another video of a 90 year old woman giving head, that would be boring. Ho-hum, been there seen that. What makes this one much more interesting and therefore worth your time is the lead-up interview talking about the attitudes of sex and [...]
Well look what grandma caught for dinner [Pic]
I can’t really tell exactly what it is that she caught for dinner… maybe a possum or a cat or something, but I’m sure she’ll cook it up beautifully.
4Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
We’ve switched grandma’s pills with ecstasy. Let’s see if anyone notices [Video]
A scrawny old woman goes from sitting quietly to rocking out like she’s at da club… who put ecstasy in her bowl of prunes? It wasn’t me, I swear.
23Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Breakfast Discussion: The GOP whining about the Dems mentioning McCain’s age, but why shouldn’t they? [Politics Sucks]
The Republicans are complaining that Obama is “talking in code” about McCain’s age, as if the mental acuity of a future commander in chief is out of bounds. Why should the Democrats hold back on the issue of McCain’s age?
18Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
This is just how big pimpin’ rolls when mowing the lawn [Pic]
A large wheelchair-bound woman in an electric wheelchair mowing her lawn. The wheelchair-lawnmower combo is great, but what sets it off for me is the pimp hat.
6Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Old guys and beer pong don’t mix [Stupid]
Old drunk bastard plus younger guys to impress plus ping-pong table equals drunken hilarity. Take this as a warning to keep your dad or granddad away from the beer and the ping pong table at the same time. You don’t want him to break a hip.
30May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Senile old grandmother sings Iron Man [Video]
What do you do with your grandparents when they’re too old and senile to be of any other evident use than being a drooling doorstop? Teach them to sing Black Sabbath’s Iron Man. Sure, you could buy a parakeet and get a similar effect, but Alzheimer’s is funnier.
30May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Your Friday moment of Zen: Old women lip-syncing to Disney tunes [I Heart Music]
Two old women lip-syncing to “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?” while wearing funny hats. And et cetera.
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Old people sing folk songs about LOLcats [Stupid]
Just to prove that I hate you and I want to rape your ears until they bleed, here’s a video of a couple of old, out-of-touch folk singer type people singing a song about the “LOLcats” they saw on the “interwebs”. Just remember, there’s still 6 days left in the week and I can [...]
5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
What will the presidential candidates look like after 4 hard years of the White House? [Politics Suck]
We all know that being President of the US is a pretty tough job. And we’ve seen presidents age more quickly than they might otherwise from the stress of the job. Even George W, who has done his best to try and do as little as possible and keep his work days stress [...]
23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
People from 1 - 100 Beating a Drum [Video]
An interesting vid of people aged 1 - 100 beating on a drum, in order.
12Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
Stupid Old Man Finds $5k in a Shoe at Dillards, Turns it in to Police
Damn old people. A 71 year old man finds $5200 in the toe of a Reebok at a Dillard’s, which is probably as much as he gets in 6 months and turns it into the police. Thanks to this Good Samaritan, the Indian River, Florida police department will have plenty of hookers and [...]
22Dec2007 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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