All Posts Tagged With: "movie trailers"
Grindhouse trailer for “Thanksgiving” (NSFW) [I Heart Movies]
With it being Thanksgiving and all, it gives me a good excuse to post one of the best fake trailers from the double feature Grindhouse– for the awesomely cheesy horror movie “Thanksgiving”. WHITE MEAT, DARK MEAT– ALL WILL BE CARVED!
27Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Black Dynamite brings back blaxploitation in a big way [I Heart Movies]
This YouTube trailer doesn’t doe Black Dynamite justice. Click here for the official HD big-ass trailer. Okay with that out of the way, Black Dynamite looks to be possibly the best movie ever. It’s not a blaxploitation parody, it’s not Quentin Tarantino riffing off blaxploitation, it’s straight up taking it back kick-ass kung-fu killing rat [...]
23Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
New Star Trek trailer makes the new Star Trek movie actually look sort of cool [I Heart Movies]
Sorry if that headline pissed you off, but I’m honestly only a fairweather Star Trek fan. I liked the original series and TNG and everything else was utter crap and I know I’ve talked shit about the new Star Trek movie, how it looked like it was cast with Dawson’s Creek rejects and while I [...]
15Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
What’s ex-porn star Chrissy Moran doing now? Starring in crappy Christian movies like Oversold [I Heart Movies]
Back in 2006, the world was saddened when Chrissy Moran announced that she had found Jesus and was leaving the world of porn. Now in 2008, she’s made her mainstream film debut and by mainstream I mean Jesus freak movie in Oversold, the modern retelling of Jesus converting a prostitute, only in this this case [...]
11Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter… the movie! [I Heart Movies]
In the future, vampires are no longer afraid of the light and the world looks like it can’t stop the plague of blood drinkers… that is until JESUS CHRIST returns to put the vampires in their place… with his boot! Thanks to Delsyd for the link.
8Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Bill Maher takes on organized religion in Religulous [I Heart Movies]
In his new film, Religulous, Bill Maher taps his inner Michael Moore to take on the ridiculousness of organized religion and its hold on people’s minds and cultures. Religion is one hell of a topic to take on and as you can tell from the trailer, there were probably multiple occasions where Maher probably [...]
29Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Red band trailer for Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno [I Heart Movies]
Kevin Smith’s been talking about this film for a while, the film that was sold to Miramax by its title alone, Zack and Miri Make a Porno finally has a red band trailer (NSFW) and it looks funny as hell. Hopefully the shit he had to do to get an R rating didn’t take [...]
4Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Oliver Stone’s W. is full of hard drinking and good casting [I Heart Movies]
So it looks like that casting Josh Brolin as George W. Bush might have been a pretty damn good move after all. In this first trailer for Oliver Stone’s W., we get to see the casting choices in character (Thandie Newton is spot on as Condi) and a whole hell of a lot of [...]
1Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The Watchmen trailer in HD… it’s finally here oh joy oh joy [I Heart Movies]
The long-awaited big screen adaptation of one of the greatest graphic novels ever written– the only graphic novel to ever win a Hugo– will be hitting theaters in March of 2009, but we finally get our first glimpse of the movie in HD. I wouldn’t dare cheat you with some grainy Youtube clip for this [...]
18Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
New teaser trailer for Terminator 4 [I Heart Movies]
With Terminator 3, it looked like the Terminator series was kaput. T3 wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t really going anywhere other than showcasing an old and out of shape Arnold and to introduce a female terminator robot. And when you start bringing back aging action stars and doing things like adding a female [...]
18Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
New R-rated trailer for Choke (NSFW) [I Heart Movies]
Hollywood has been teasing us for a while with the idea that we’d get to see a movie adaptation of Choke, Chuck Palahniuk’s followup novel after Fight Club. Aaand it’s finally here and it looks just as awesome as you could imagine. Sam Rockwell plays Victor Mancini, a sex-addicted con-man who pays [...]
14Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
New movie trailer for Max Payne and the 5 steps of video game movie acceptance [I Heart Movies]
The new trailer for Max Payne is out… but will it suck or will it just be meh?
11Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
First trailer for the Quantum of Solace looks Bondtastic [I Heart Movies]
Finally we get a glimpse of the next Daniel Craig Bond movie, The Quantum of Solace. While it’s got one of the dumbest names of any of the Bond films, from the trailer it seems fitting– this more or less direct sequel to Casino Royale shows Bond being isolated and hunted by Mi6 (among [...]
1Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Sexploitation movie trailer: Death of a Nymphet (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]
In Death of a Nymphet, you’ll see uninhibited, twisted passions gone wild! See the dangerous lives of those living on the edge and experience the blind terror of murderous revenge! Death of a Nymphet! Death of a Nymphet! Death of a Nymphet!
27Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Suspended: No Astrology allowed trailer [Stupid]
In this parody of Ben Stein’s pro-Intelligent Design garbage film Expelled, teachers who believe in astrology speak out for the first time against the discrimination they have suffered simply by trying to teach non-science in their science classrooms. It’s a damn travesty.
24Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Original trailer for The Toxic Avenger [I Heart Movies]
Here’s the original trailer for Troma’s classic low budget superhero horror film, The Toxic Avenger. This film from 1985 put Troma on the map and still stands as their number one movie of all time. Drug pushers, hit and run drivers, bad guys everywhere– beware!!
15Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
New Death Race trailer is here and it’s not quite the Death Race we know and love [I Heart Movies]
We all knew that the remake of Death Race wasn’t really going to be a whole lot like the Roger Corman classic and this new trailer supports that, but I still can’t figure out whether they’re actually trying to be somewhat serious with this movie or not. It looks like it’ll be campy and [...]
14Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
New Japanese Machine Girl trailer delivers on the blood and machine gun arms [I Heart Movies]
Some of you may have already seen the US trailer for the Japanese bloodsplatter cult flick Machine Girl and said to yourself “holy shit that looks awesome, when is that coming to the US?” Well, the answer is tomorrow. Tomorrow, Noboru Iguchi’s bloody tale of a girl who takes revenge on the ninja-Yakuza [...]
5Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The first three minutes of Postal: The Movie [I Heart Movies]
I don’t know if Postal will be any good or not, I just know that out of sheer principle I’ll own it on DVD eventually. From the first three minutes, it’s not any more or any less than I expected, I just hope it’s not too terribly awful.
4Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
New R-rated trailer for Tropic Thunder [I Heart Movies]
The new red-band trailer for Tropic Thunder… what looks like it could be Ben Stiller’s funniest movie to date.
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Daily Links that will crush your balls if you’re not careful [Daily Links]
Cooking with semen: A cookbook no holiday gift list should be without [I Heart Food]
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