All Posts Tagged With: "masturbation"
Ask an expert: How much masturbation is too much? [The More You Know]
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27Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
I masturbated to Sarah Palin [Politics Sucks]
Finally in this election, we have a politician that’s worth masturbating to. Joe Biden. Sarah Palin. Not that people couldn’t or didn’t masturbate to Joe Lieberman or Richard Nixon, I’m sure there was plenty of that going around, but I think everybody can agree Palin is somewhat fap-worthy, even if you have to turn down [...]
13Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Sunday Sin: Japanese newscaster gets jizzed all over (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]
There’s actually several different videos out there like this– a female newscaster dryly delivering the day’s news while random men come up and come on her. With more than one of these floating around, that officially makes it a fucked up fetish. But on the other hand, it wouldn’t surprise me to see [...]
14Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Good boys sleep with their hands above the covers [Pic]
Just in case you didn’t know, a good boy sleeps with his hands above the covers. Bad boys apparently jerk off under the sheets while sleeping next to the good boy.
29Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 7 comments | Continued
Ernest Borgnine’s secret to his longevity? “I masturbate a lot” [Video]
In this clip from Fox and Friends, 91 year old Ernest Borgnine is asked to give his secret to why he looks 30 years younger than he actually is. And he gives them an answer they really didn’t want to hear. Oh how I hope that IHC can pick up some good Google [...]
15Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
How much masturbation is too much? [The More You Know]
It used to be that the answer to that question was “any at all”. Before the 1960s, masturbation was wrongly attributed to every ailment from blindness to acne to polio and scoliosis. We now can admit that masturbation is a normal, healthy practice and has many benefits– stress release, healthy sperm, better circulation, etc. But [...]
11Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
The Barcelona Sex Project: real people, real orgasms (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]
In the face of much smuttier stuff, the Barcelona Sex Project is a “feminist adult” movie that seeks to get at the heart of the way women see sexual relationships– getting at the personal and the intimate emotionally before you get at the intimate physically. Fortunately for everyone, this apparently involved plenty of footage [...]
24Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The more you play with it, the harder it gets [Pic]
I guess back in the 80s, writers for newspaper and magazine ads had less things to worry about than making sure their ads weren’t incredibly distracting innuendo. Or maybe that was the point.
2Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The Cornbrator Hyper Wank Device… for when your normal non-vegetable wank device just won’t do [Pic]
Tired of your old vegetable shaped vibrators? Try the cornbrator, the only corn-shaped dildonic device that will have you screaming WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
16Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Dog jerks himself off after not getting his thrills [Video]
After what appears to be a rather unproductive session of humping another dog in the park, the pitcher pooch decides to take his relief into his own paws.
12Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
May is Masturbation Month so here’s a buttload of videos about the subject [I Heart Kink]
May is Masturbation Month. Look on your calendar, it’s there. To help celebrate, here’s a buttload of videos on masturbation. The trailer for the documentary “Sticky” has former Surgeon General Joycelyn “Spank it like you mean it” Elders, talking about it, which once again brings up odd images of her caressing her man in the boat.
15May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Caught jerking off by mom- sex health clip from the 1970s [I Heart Kink]
I don’t know… I’ve always found this clip just disturbing as hell. The idea of your mom walking in on you is bad enough, but when she starts saying shit like “I saw what you were doing, it felt good didn’t it?”, that’s the stuff that nightmares and therapy are made of.
29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
“Why I masturbate my son” Or, if you jerk off your disabled son in a forest, does it make a noise? [The More You Know]
Say you’re the father of a young man with cerebral palsy. Young men have desires and what if they can’t express those sexual desires themselves? What if there’s a guy in there just aching to jerk off? Well, you do it for him, right? Right? YOU JERK OFF YOUR DISABLED SON. [...]
21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Website review: mymasturbation [I Heart Internets]
mymasturbation.com is a pretty simple concept: invite the teeming Internets hordes to anonymously tell their stories of what gets them off when they’re all by their lonesome. What you might expect is that there’s a million different creative, unique ways that people do it. While hooking a car battery to your nuts might [...]
4Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued























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