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All Posts Tagged With: "John McCain"

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All hail John McCain and his grandson Ballz McCain as heroes of the galaxy [News]

I understand that much of America is pretty excited about the upcoming inauguration in January of your first African president and this is a big moment, though no one that anyone will remember over a thousand years from now. Honestly, up until a few weeks ago, I had no idea who Barack Obama was.

25Nov2008 | JorgeOmega | 0 comments | Continued
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The best, most funnest places to keep up with the election this evening, even if you’re not in the US [Politics Suck]

No matter where you go, no matter what country you live in, there’s going to be a helluvalotta hullaballoo about the US election results, because everyone knows that everything the US does is important and exciting. But if you’re in the US and you don’t want to just be saddled with the same old election [...]

4Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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What to expect from a McCain / Palin debate in 2012 [Politics Suck]

Beat the dead horse! Beat that fucker into the ground! Oh, and there’s some brilliant video editing here.

3Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The Vet who did not vet — a Dr. Seuss cautionary tale [Politics Sucks]

Yes! Let’s just sap every little last drop of humor that we possibly can out of this election before it’s over tomorrow night. Let’s beat that fucking dead horse til it’s a grease spot. Let’s shall we?

3Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Great moments of the 2008 presidential campaign rendered in Etch-a-Sketch [Politics Suck]

Ah, the 2008 presidential campaign how we will miss thee. Two years of fighting, bickering, mud-slinging, slander and headaches. But after next Tuesday, it’ll all (hopefully) be over. And we can look back on this time and we’ll laugh, oh we’ll laugh. And to help us relive all the wacky moments of the 2008 election, [...]

30Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
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Scary, artsy political Halloween masks from Ethan Persoff [Art]

Artist Ethan Persoff has a great collection of print-cut-wear super scary political Halloween masks. Above is “The Cindy”, which is pretty damned terrifying and should be plenty to scare the shit out of kids this year, but if you want more, click here to see the whole free collection. Yes, they’re all conservatives (McCain, Palin, [...]

21Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Robocalls, hateful movies and other joys of living in a swing state [Politics Suck]

Ah, the 2008 political season is just about to come to a close. And in recent presidential elections, North Carolina was more or less off the map, a rightly assumed solid red state. But this year, North Carolina is a high-stakes battleground state. So those of us living here have had to deal with all [...]

20Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Batman vs Penguin, the political debate [Politics Suck]

As a followup to the ObamaBatman / McCainPenguin painting from yesterday, here’s a clip from the Batman TV show from the 1960s that shows Batman and the Penguin debating on TV for the mayorship of Gotham City. Maybe this is where the artist got the idea for the painting, but one thing is for certain– [...]

17Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Because he’s the motherfucking ObamaBatman, that’s why. [Pic]


16Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 11 comments | Continued
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Political Fail Wrapup: Palin is corrupt, Betty White thinks Palin is “a crazy bitch” and McCain gets booed by his own people [Politics Sucks]

Oh what a wild and crazy couple of days it’s been, mainly for John McCain and Sarah Palin. Obama? The only news with him is that his poll numbers keep going up and up. McCain? It wouldn’t surprise me if McCain had to cry himself to sleep a couple times in the last few days. [...]

11Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Election 2008, Mortal Kombat style [I Heart Games]

Back in the old days, picking a leader didn’t require pansy things like voting and democracy… it was all about whoever could kill the guy in charge. Atom brings back those good old times with Kung-Fu Election, a great Flash Mortal Kombat clone starring Barak and Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin and John and [...]

9Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The South don’t need no got damn socialests like Obama [Pic]


7Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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McCain loves Bush so much, he would totally give a reacharound [Pic]


3Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Strippers make any presidential debate like a zillion times better [Politics Suck]

The one thing that I think everyone watching the presidential debates can agree on is that there just aren’t enough strippers. Sure, we want to hear where the candidates stand on important issues like the economy and foreign policy, but we also want strippers. I need to buy myself a major news network [...]

2Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Play Presidential Debate Bingo and have some fun with politics [Politics Suck]

Presidential debates can be fun, but just in case they’re boring or to take some of the starch out, it’s always good to have a backup plan, whether it be liquor or in this case, Bingo.  Artist Bob Stake has created a couple of Bingo cards, or Lingo cards rather so every time someone says [...]

26Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Letterman tears McCain a new one for canceling his Late Show appearance [I Heart TV]

In what has to be one of the most epic David Letterman moments ever, he rips John McCain a new one after McCain canceled his appearance on the Late Show so he could go back to Washington and save the country. Or uh, get a manicure with Katie Couric. The tirade goes [...]

25Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Most of the good Obama and McCain attack ads in one place [Politics Suck]

Many political ads rely on the fact that you won’t see any more than one or two. Hopefully just their one and if you see more than that, hopefully it’s the one where they’re refuting what the other guy is saying.

23Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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An OH SNAP style breakdown of McCain’s lies [Politics Suck]

It’s just a way of life that politicians stretch and spin the truth and the media for the most part is very forgiving of this and usually minces words with phrases like “not entirely factual” instead of “blatant lie”. But in the last week or so, the media and political observers on both sides [...]

19Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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All this talk of McCain and pork reminds me… [Pic]

Around the time of the Iowa caucuses or maybe a bit before, when John McCain was just sort of a quaint old man running of roffice AGAIN that no one thought could get the nomination, he was running these stupid Google banner ads asking OUTRAGED BY PORK?  Because with the war in Iraq, that’s what [...]

13Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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John McCain: Reformed Maverick [Politics Suck]

In this film from the Daily Show, the how John McCain went from being a maverick to towing the party line. His harrowing journey, his epic struggle. And yes, The Daily Show goes there– suggesting that maybe McCain wouldn’t have been a POW if he weren’t such a lousy pilot.

6Sep2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued