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All Posts Tagged With: "Hillary Clinton"

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The Daily Show sends crazy Hillary supporters to a child psychologist to manage their anger [Politics Suck]

The Daily Show is always hilarious, but this almost made me shoot milk out of my nose. In an attempt to heal bitter, pissed off Hillary Clinton supporters, the Daily Show sends a handful of them to see a child psychologist to get over their anger, so they can sing songs and draw the [...]

28Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Ren and Stimpy artist John K turns the candidates into rubber toys [Politics Suck]

File this under shit that I would love to have for office toys– artist John K, the twisted mind behind Ren and Stimpy, has applied his considerable skill towards lampooning McCain, Obama and Hillary in a series of PVC toys.  Click here for pics and information on pre-ordering.  Christmas will be here before you know [...]

9Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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It’s happening… Hillaryis44.org is imploding in on itself [I Heart Internets]

Sorry if my joy and laughter and schadenfreude is getting the best of me here, but it seems like the inevitable is finally happening with my favorite crazy trainwreck of a scam site, hillaryis44.org. The crazy train has come off the tracks and it’s only a matter of time…

9Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Hillary concedes and endorses Obama, many Hillary supporters fail to follow [Politics Suck]

It’s official now that Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign for president and fully endorses Obama. She gave the speech, shed the tears and now it’s time to move on. Many of her supporters, such as the crazies in the Cheesecake Brigade (hillaryis44.org) are not only refusing to follow, but are annoyed at [...]

7Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Know your internet crazies: The National Organization of Hillary Supporters for John McCain [I Heart Internets]

So there were a few people that were bitter about Obama winning the nom nom nomination. Some of these people, normally hard core Democrats who, having seen their woman tumble and fall are so pissed off at Obama that they’re willing to head to Oldfuck McWrinkledballs instead. Some of these people might have [...]

6Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Pastor James Manning defines delusional, declares Hillary the victor of the Democratic primary and Queen of the World [Politics Sucks]

Okay, I know that there are some incredibly delusional and crazy Hillary supporters and I know that Pastor James Manning of ATLAH Ministries is batshit crazy, but this is like two great tastes together at the same time– chocolate and peanut butter, cocaine and waffles etc.

4Jun2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Hillary supporter kicked out of DNC rules meeting goes off on crazy, racist rant [Politics Suck]

Oh what a fun, fun day. The DNC had their big meeting, decided to give Florida half-delegate votes, meaning that Obama’s gigantic delegate lead stays intact and ending Hillary’s crazy fucking MI / FL crap. Or at least it should. At least someone should tell this woman that it’s over.

31May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Why is Hillary always wear pantsuit and other stupid questions from Yahoo Answers [Politics Suck]

I hope we all know that Yahoo Answers solely exists to showcase the absolute stupidest that humanity has to offer, so that when the aliens do finally arrive, they’ll have all the screen names and IP addresses of the weakest minds homo sapiens have to offer. Today we’re focusing on the stupidity surrounding the 2008 US Election.

30May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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My mom is not voting for your mom [Pic]

Sorry Chelsea, but my mom said your mom sucks and is a cheating, lying whore. I don’t know what that means, but I think it’s bad.

29May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Know your internet crazies: Hillaryis44.org [Politics Suck]

A short visit to the scariest den of Hillary crazy on the internet– Hillaryis44.org. Are you prepared for the shock and awe?

14May2008 | cranberryzero | 4 comments | Continued
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Hillary’s not only desperate, she’s a bad speler. [Politics Suck]

In reaction to Obama being greeted on Capital Hill like some sort of epic hero, Hillary spits out a poorly written, misspelled open letter on the whole Michigan / Florida b.s.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued
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Indiana and NC Democratic primary wrap up & predictions [Politics Suck]

With the votes cast in the Indiana and NC Democratic primaries, it’s time for some reflections and predictions, which you can take how you want to.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Hillary Clinton defeated… by coffee maker [Politics Suck]

Hillary has faced many tough opponents this year, but none so tough as a regular gas station coffee maker. She can’t remember the last time she shot a gun or pumped her own gas and it’s doubtful she’s ever made her own coffee. Too bad that coffee maker isn’t a sniper or she’d totally [...]

1May2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
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What will the presidential candidates look like after 4 hard years of the White House? [Politics Suck]

We all know that being President of the US is a pretty tough job. And we’ve seen presidents age more quickly than they might otherwise from the stress of the job. Even George W, who has done his best to try and do as little as possible and keep his work days stress [...]

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Clinton, Obama and McCain on WWE RAW prove just how unhip they are [Politics Suck]

Yes, even Obama can be un-hip at times. On tonight’s WWE RAW, each of the three remaining presidential candidates will get a few seconds to appeal to the beer swilling retard vote. And as you can see from the following spoiler vid, all three of them swing and miss horribly in terms of coming off as “with it”.

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Hillary is fucking Obama [Politics Suck]

A hilarious video, set to Sarah Silverman’s classic “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”.

1Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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La Pequeña Hillary Clinton [Politics Suck]

The internet’s favorite Chilean midget tranny is back with a creepy song and dance and “do me in the butt” as Hillary Clinton. She should have totally brought her out on stage in Texas instead of that kid dressed as a mariachi.

1Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Clinton and Obama’s touching Juno duet [Politics Suck]

Hillary and Barack get all sappy with the acoustic guitars… awwwww.

14Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Hillary’s sterotypical Mexican midget is no match for the Obama mariachi band [Politics Suck]

I’m sure like many people, Hillary coming out on stage with a tiny Mexican kid dressed in full mariachi gear was… a little disturbing.  I’m sure like many people, Obama Girl is… a little hot.  But how can you argue with a full mariachi band (on their own!) composing a song called Viva Obama!  The [...]

21Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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Hillary Clinton and Golden Earring [Video]

Recently Hillary Clinton has been using the Golden Earring song “When the Lady Smiles”, but I wonder if anyone bothered to tell her about the video for this song– one in which a nun gets raped and the rapist has his brain eaten by a dog. Chalk up another in the Win column.

28Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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