All Posts Tagged With: "God"
Breakfast Discussion: Why is God trying to kill off the black men of Hollywood? [I Heart Movies]
First it was Morgan Freeman, coming close to death after flipping his car several times on a Mississippi highway. Then a couple days later, Bernie Mac succumbs to pneumonia and then yesterday, Isaac Hayes has a fatal heart attack on his treadmill. There can only be one satisfactory, yet frightening answer– God is [...]
11Aug2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Obama’s prayer note from the Wailing Wall– the REAL THING [Politics Suck]
Recently, an Israeli newspaper claimed to publish Barack Obama’s prayer note that he left in the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, but it’s obvious that the note that someone stole was a clever political ploy to hide what Obama really wanted to say to God because he knew someone would steal it. Our secret agents in [...]
25Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
Ayn Rand discusses God with Phil Donahue [I Heart TV]
In this clip from what looks like the early 80s perhaps, writer, philosopher and catalyst for turning nice people into assholes, Ayn Rand gets in a lively discussion on the existence of God with Phil Donahue. She was a rare kind indeed.
10Jul2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Kids are stupid: Letters to God [Stupid]
As you may be aware, kids are incredibly dumb. You know those driver’s ed videos they show you with some kid running out into traffic to chase a ball? Yeah, kids do that shit. And they eat dirt and stick their fingers in light sockets and would eat large handfuls of Aspirin [...]
25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
It’s my god in a box [Pic]
Available now from the Jesus Christ Superstore!
18Jan2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
























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