All Posts Tagged With: "freaks"
It’s a two headed animal video extravaganza! [The More You Know]
100 years ago, people would flock to the circus from miles and miles to come and see the clowns and people doing daring feats on the backs of horses and of course– freak shows. Without television, without the internet, the best you could hope to do to see something really freaky in your life was [...]
21Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Maury Povich is an asshole [I Heart TV]
Maury Povich is such an ass, but I love it. If this woman with the phobia about dead chickens coming to life were on Oprah, she’d be in this big teary hug fest in Oprah’s ample bosom while Dr. Phil tried to convince her she was having issues with her parents. Maury? Maury just scares [...]
19Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Freaky fanged girl shows off her split tongue [Moment of Zen]
I have absolutely no problem with most body modifications, but for some reason, normally tongue splittings sort of make me a little queasy. But with this chick, it’s pretty cool. It almost makes me– no check that– I’ve got a tonge stud but there’s not way in hell I’d split my tongue. Fangs? Different story.
16Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Canadian man puts a meathook through his nose and out his mouth [Video]
In the seriously, don’t try this at home category, this Canadian freak has the one amazing party trick of threading a meat hook through his nose, down through his nasal cavity and out his mouth. I once knew a kid in high school who could do something similar with dental floss.
16Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
My brontosaurus thighs bring all the boys to the yard [The More You Know]
Yes, there are overweight people out there and it’s not news, not even for somewhere with really low standards like I Heart Chaos. But in this case, it’s absolutely fascinating how in the hell all that weight went straight to her legs and butt and seemed to miss everywhere else. It looks like a normally [...]
10Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Small Oregon town elects the nation’s first openly transgendered mayor [News]
As history was being made on the national stage, the small town of Silverton, Oregon made history by electing the nation’s first openly transgender mayor. Stu Rasmussen is a fixture in Silverton for 20 years and had twice before been the town’s mayor. Between then and now, he started wearing dresses, heels and makeup around [...]
10Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Martin Sargent spends a day with the Peter Pan Guy [I Heart Internets]
You’d have to be completely dead to not have heard of Randy Constan, the Peter Pan guy if you’ve spent any time at all on the Internet. This interview is about a year old, but I just saw it yesterday… I mean I don’t spend a whole lot of time on the guy’s site. But [...]
6Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Woman has a miscarriage, decides to keep it (Graphic pics) [Stupid]
I don’t know the entire story behind this other than apparently it’s some super religious redneck woman who decided to keep her miscarriage since it was so precious and all that– but you can pretty much extrapolate that much from the photos. And as sad and disturbing as it is, it’s not unbelievable and not [...]
1Nov2008 | cranberryzero | 6 comments | Continued
Guy gets 99% instead of 100% in Rock Band, loses his fucking mind [I Heart Games]
So yeah, it’s easy to really get into video games– you’ve been trying to beat a certain boss, pass a certain level, whatever and if you don’t get it, it can be upsetting. But please, for the love of god do not do this. Please do not do this… it’s embarrassing for all of humanity. [...]
31Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
The Adventures of Unicow, half man, half cow, half unicorn [Video]
“The Adventures of Unicow” follows the everyday adventures of a man (who is also part cow and unicorn) as he seeks happiness in this great big, scary world of ours. Also, he does it without speech. That’s like four or five strikes against him already.
22Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
This kid is like a real live singing Cabbage Patch Kid doll [Video]
I can’t decide whether this makes me ill because it’s so cute or because it’s a little gross or maybe both. Sure, Cabbage Patch Kids dolls are cute, but when a real life kid looks like that, you wonder maybe if he should stop sticking his face in bee’s nests.
18Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
Bubba the cat needs your help to get a sex change [Stupid]
Look at that cute kitten. He seems happy and contented, right? Like you can really tell. You’re not a pet psychic. Bubba was rescued from a no-kill shelter in Chicago after spending his life on the mean streets. But Bubba is not happy. He is stressed and neurotic and shy. Like any other creature who [...]
18Oct2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued





























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